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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Nov 22, 2013 12:30 PM

Pete Daoust

"The person I happen to have in my pocket" thread

Are you guys think I am saying this for fun ? :D

I am saying this for a very specific reason, really.....and I just wonder if you know what it means to me......so here's the thread :D

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Pete Daoust

It means to me that, one day you wake up, and you find out that you have something in your pocket that can be MONEYTIZED, and some strangers had moneytized that thing all along your life, without YOU having a clue about it......and I suspect them strangers to be very incompetent and the worse administrator ever.....I even have ALL the good reasons to BELIEVE that these strangers, are STEALING from that thing, and want "ME" to supply what they are stealing ......and that makes me a little mad... :(

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Pete Daoust

So far, in Pete's Law Dictionary, first edition :P

Pete’s Law Dictionary First Edition —

Debt:

Definition: A thing, usually found in a person’s mailbox, that you can buy back, or discharge via its surety.

Fucktard: noun.,

Definition: Some one that do stuff because someone else said is OK to do it.

Legal:

Definition: Something written on a piece of paper, usually created by a SUPREME being.

Man: noun.,

Definition: A human with a penis, preferably alive.

Person.,

Definition: A thing, that a Man can use to do commerce with.

Supreme Being.

Definition: Include a Man and a Woman.

Woman.,

Definition: A human with a vagina, preferably alive.

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Scott Duncan

When an Irishman converts the TITLE (Like "O'Brian") to a LAST NAME (Like the Catholics made them do), they loose their rights under the republic, and become part of the "Free State" (which ONCE meant something good, but is now JUST a corporate slogan)

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David Johansen

O'really. interesting. however wouldnt that have been O'Fucks-The-Puppy? in my mind i was thinking Obama, and how funny Obama Meat Fucks The Puppy would sound with pierre's french accent.

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Derek Moran

Scott Duncan The "O" prefix refers to the eldest son. O'Brian means Son of Brian.

Scott Duncan So in that example, you'd be referring to "Son of Fucks-The-Puppy"

Scott Duncan When an Irishman converts the TITLE (Like "O'Brian") to a LAST NAME (Like the Catholics made them do), they loose their rights under the republic, and become part of the "Free State" (which ONCE meant something good, but is now JUST a corporate slogan)

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