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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Nov 20, 2013 6:34 PM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Hey Pete. I took the liberty of suggesting an alternate version of your letter above. Hey, it's just throwing this last minute! Let me know what you think. :D

<<Dear Peter MacKay,

In case you don’t know, this is motherfucking GOD writing.

The Charter says: “Whereas Canada is founded upon principles that recognize the supremacy of God (That would certainly be MOTHERFUCKIN” ME!) and the rule of law:”

My INTENT is to give YOU NOTICE that I AM THE MOTHERFUCKIN” SUPREME GOD OF THE FUCKIN” UNIVERSE, AND ANY/ALL OTHER MOTHERFUCKIN” UNIVERSES, and even the ones I STILL HAVEN’T CREATED!

Being GOD, I reserve ALL RIGHTS to GIVE A SHIT about your Oath of office, and you can FUCK OFF!

Your’s Truly

GOD

BY:___________________________ Sole Authorized Administrator for PIERRE DAOUST 26X-XXX-XXX>>

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