Ladies and gentlemen, after 30 years of dealing with your ilk, I feel I can speak with some authority on this issue.
NICE DOES NOT WORK WITH YOUR KIND. It just doesn't.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 8, page 502Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 8, page 502 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.