Stuart Stone
A bit off topic, but ties in with the whole Jesus Schtick:
If Jesus was a zombie rape baby...and Mary was not 'married' to God, making Jesus a baby out of wedlock, in the law's eyes is he not considered a bastard?
It is my understanding that a bastard child cannot inherit the estate of the father, (I remember that from a maxim somewhere but cannot locate it: something like, a child born from wedlock takes the condition/name of the father, a child born out of wedlock takes the condition of the mother).
From this, how can Jesus possibly die/have an inconvenienced weekend for our sins, when he's automatically excluded from his father's will by virtue of his bastard status?
He's not a rightful heir...
How can we be forgiven our debts when the actions of Jesus the bastard zombie rape baby have no bearing on the estate/earth?
Or is this another of those examples of God working in mysterious ways ;-)
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 1143
