Nov 08, 2013 3:08 AM

I totally stabbed that fucking dolphin in the face.

He had it coming...

http://io9.com/5985580/dont-be-fooled-dolphins-are-actually-huge-assholes

She.....SHE. That incessant fucking CLICKING NOISE! Last time I marry a fucking dolphin, they NEVER FUCKING SHUT UP!

Dude, I'm totally with you. Fuck dolphins.

I'm totally confused...dolphins are not even furry.

I said she was wrong for you. She totally fucked porpoises before she hooked up with you.

She liked to go to "Furries". I know, kind of ironic eh?

Haha, this 'whatever we call it' 'movement' would be nothing without the sledgehammer humour of you guys.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dean and I could pack a stadium monthly if we wanted to.

...we don't want to.

With the dolphins?

Fuck dolphins.

That should be the group's tagline.

THE TENDER FOR LAW

...because fuck dolphins.

Now I'm confused. I thought you were AGAINST fucking dolphins! :p

*sigh*

Fuck Dolph Lundgren too

Hey, none of that now. Dolphins are one thing, but you keep your perverse, homo-erotic fantasies to yourself, Mister!

Dolph Lundgren is actually a colleague. He's one of the smartest men on the planet. :P

He makes crappy movies to fund his awesome research projects.

http://www.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://www.adoptadolphin.org.uk/Images/Home_CuteDolphin.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.adoptadolphin.org.uk/&h=503&w=480&sz=144&tbnid=1Q8G2ovBUcsI3M:&tbnh=130&tbnw=124&zoom=1&usg=__zJ_YzcDRWDPWT8k4PoxBWOztCLk=&docid=_4y4XNqNFDeIaM&sa=X&ei=mFh8Ut3cN461qAHij4DoBw&ved=0CDoQ9QEwBg

Oh Bugger! :(

He and I have the same number of degrees in related fields, and he is also smarter than I am. I think Dolph is fine without your approval, Shaun. :P

He's also one of the nicest humans you will ever meet and would not be offended by the joke. ;)

I guess I only know his movie persona.

I didn't know that. :)

Don't define people by what they do ;)

Pop quiz: Who became a famous movie director/producer to buy a comic book shop?

Kevin Smith and the Coke-head...who's name escapes me and I'm too lazy to google. :D

...Kevin Smith?

Rob Ford?

Jay Mewes

http://youtu.be/n1Ijb0Ndw-g

I think we've lost Dean Clifford. :D

Can my crew kill a thread OR WHAT?!?! :D

There is not ONE on-topic post. Dean Clifford is wise not to use THE TENDER FOR LAW as a venue. :D

I retract my comment. It was just a rhyme thing, with a dash of "I don't like hollywood" thrown in.

I'm glad I posted it though because its good to know he's not what I assumed (judging book by the cover)

I stand gratefully corrected. Does he make his projects public? I'm intrigued.

I thought I saw a dolphin once embracing the veil through rose-coloured glasses. Cluster fuck to victory?

Shaun Hamer: His work can mostly be found through peer review. He's a bit "bleeding edge" so the science is a bit dry. It's not hard to find though.

...and he hates Hollywood too...except it's a great way to get gobs of liquid cash without anyone taking you seriously, and attracting the wrong attention.

Thanks Scott. :)

Perhaps he merely got lost. The thread does take a few 180's as far as topic goes :D

His attention span isn't that long. it never was. :P

At times like this I often wonder if the ladder is happy and doing well.

...here it comes.

It might be lonely...maybe that pretty, flowered screwdriver could visit.

REALLY? BOTH of you?

A ladder is not like a girl friend, or a family member, or any other disposable thing. You know your own ladder. If you walked into a building and came out holding one, wouldn't you stop and wonder, even briefly, if this was something you had with you when you arrived?

We will get Justice for the Ladder in time. Right now I need you on the Robert Menard problem. Don't beat up Dean Clifford ...yet.

Shocking, and TOTALLY out of character for us, I know!

*sigh*

It's all right...I'm breathing through it.

Ah, Robert Menard. For some reason, call me crazy, at this very moment, all I can think of is a George Carlin skit, "...but he loves you; and he needs money." The mind's a funny thing isn't it?

Well, the important thing is that we STAYED OFF TOPIC!

Anyone know what he actually wrote?

What who wrote?

Something involving dolphins...and ladders? :/

When poisonous types focus on you with dogshit intent and the hoardes of "show me's" who want more explanation and demonstration than is reasonable or acceptable, its natural that growing tiresome of being held back is a given and letting off some steam is a necessity,

Dean Clifford. Didn't you know this was a Dean Clifford rant?

I got caught up in the dolphin shit, and never actually read the original post. :D

Your unnatural attention to Dolphins, and that Mexican gardener, is a little unnerving.

You mean Jesus?

The very same.

The dolphins did kind of hijack the thread. That's just what you'd expect from those sneaky fuckers.

No no. Not Jesus the GARDENER. The OTHER jesus.

Scott did say right off the bat, that dolphins are assholes. No one ever thinks he's right at first.

TELL me about it!

LOL

Like the other white meat?

Maybe we should change the pronunciation of one of them to HayZeus, just to differentiate. You choose one and we'll go from there.

AND STILL we manage to TOTALLY STAY OFF TOPIC!

I thought for SURE we'd drop the ball, when we started asking what Dean Clifford ACTUALLY wrote, but, we came through that risky time!

I'm sure Jesus helped too!

So good for you, gang! STILL off topic after... how many posts is this?

I have a comment but I'm not going to be damned to heck in this forum.

Who's counting?

Darned to heck.

...and you only get darned to heck, if you piss off gosh.

The Mexican gardener, right?

NO! No Mexican gardeners!

...darn it to heck.

Once again I'm forced to ponder the irony of the three of us being the only posters here. You know we could just have a conversation, right?

...fuzzy socksucker.

I'd think you would be used to it by now. :p

The readers would weep if we were to have a normal conversation.

...and if we stop chatting here, people might actually read Dean Clifford's rant.

You know, I don't think we've touched the Spanish part of the population. Surely we can piss them off too!

"Que Jes’s no unos finos jardineréa."

That risks the ON TOPIC POST, rearing its ugly head.

Besides, we get to have these hilariously brilliant conversations ALL the time. Less often that every one else gets to eavesdrop and jump in, if they dare :D

Eso no es importante. Me gusta los delfines.

OOO Spanish!

OK, now do "HOW MUCH FOR YOUR SISTER"!

“Cu—nto de tu hermana?

...but you already know that one...anecdotally.

See everyone? USEFUL AND OFF TOPIC!

You can't buy this shit!

I read it earlier. It's about wankers and idiots. And the death like grip of their willingness to be braindead.

...and they hang around Dean Clifford? THE HELL you say! :D

Thread killer! I can't be seen in an off-topic thread. I'm outa here.

...but we're ON topic now. :/

Chicks. Go figure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfmvkO5x6Ng

nope, just wondering if dean might chime back in once he's finished with that dolphin.

Dolphins ? :-\

i like mine grilled with some fennel & leech.

I have way more respect for people that can achieve new levels of satire and sarcasm, Shaun Hamer, that's something only high functioning people can accomplish

Ok, but what the hell dolphins have to do with this ? ....nuke the dolphins now ? :-\ ...you nuked some whales not so lo.g ago !...what the heck is wrong with you guys ??? :-(

Hellos? :D

Maybe that has something to do with the water you have in your court of law :-D

Fuck Dolphins.

Had a meeting tonight with a group of dumbass French dudes......these guys are somewhat a bit sensible, they get all mad when they realized they got fucked :-D

They all left that restaurant, convinced being Men, with a PERSON in their pocket......muhahahahaha !!!!!

Ready to ask for remittence advices....oh the fuck up I see coming :-D

....read Dean's rant, Pierre.

I read it Scott, and it seems to me that Dean is dealing with some fucked up Man and Woman.....that's all I get from it,

And that bloke with a cock in his mouth

You mean Tony "Sounds-Like-He's-Got-A-Dick-In-His-Mouth" Butros? :D

...Can I make a label stick, or what? :D

I certainly do, And yes, its a winner.

OK, I am reading this over and over.....who the fuck is Cointelpro ? :(

And Cari-Lee.....who the fuck is Cari-Lee ? :(

And this Tracy ?....

Scott- is Tracy the one who asked me, if i could put her in touch with you when Dean was in jail, you recorded it BOTH times she called, and you posted the calls on the page?

Oh fuck, I remember that fuck up :-o

Please Scott, put that audio back in here, that was fucking crazy !!!...that lady there that was flying in the sky ? :/

I think the term Scott used was- "batshit-crazy"

btw, Pete...i got an email from Marcus too

Nice guy this Marcus guy :)

You want URLs to them?

The Girls(tm) are fucking with the server like it's their own personal playground...

...it IS, but still...

http://roguesupport.com/batshit_001.mp3

http://roguesupport.com/batshit_002.mp3

http://roguesupport.com/clusterfuck001.mp3

Those are what I could find.

The girls are playing/Testing so mind the mess on the server.

Thanks

:D :D, :Lawfully traveling out of my body officer !!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!.....I am having a blast :D

The Free-Dumbers call me "crazy". :P

..the same as Scott calls me "STUPID" ;)

Scott Duncan. Do you have a record of our call? If so would it be easy for you to find? If so could you send it to me? If it isn't easy no worries. I would love to listen to it.

No. It most certainly is NOT the same. I can painfully demonstrate how stupid you are. The free-dumbers only make themselves look stupid when they try.

Cara, I had just had my home stolen and my network was in a shambles. the odds of it existing are not good. I can record now though! :D

No prob. I just remember feeling a little overloaded with info and would have enjoyed listening again to see if I could understand any better.

OK, I have a full crew this weekend, so if you want a couple of Skype-with-Scott sessions, I'm up for it.

You guys decided on the word-of-the-day yet?

stultify, vb. (18c) 1. To make (something or someone) appear stupid or foolish <he stultified opposing counsel's argument>. 2. To testify about one's own lack of mental capacity. 3. To contradict oneself, as by denying what one has already alleged. Black's 9th. :D

Hey Hey, Derek, don't start to complicate this shit now, there is a crazy guy, with a window, and he jump....that's where we're at now...... :P

Your help is one of the many things (like anthrax, lightning-strikes, defective engines) that we shall NEVER need.

Please stop trying.

:D

Dean deleted his rant.

:( Pussy.

Well, maybe he felt the same as me when this Fuck the Puppy thing came into existence ? :(

OH....now there is a crazy guy, with a window, and he jump with the sheets, and on his way down, he is yelling, "fuck off" !!!!

No... Fucks the Puppy was irreplaceable art. Dean Clifford was just ranting. Wait 6 months. He'll have done 3 just like this one. No loss.

Fucks The Puppy, on the other hand, can never be replaced.

You know who else destroyed art? Hitler :P

Never fear, all of our comments are still here...just the original rant is gone.

Which is okay, you know, NONE of the rest of the thread is on topic, therefore the rant itself becomes superfluous!

Superfluous in French mean: Super Diariha...

diarihahahaha.

This thread has way more content than the original post EVER had.

This question comes to my mind often: What could I do, to HELP Dean.

And the answer I get all the time, from me, is: Pierre, you just can't, unless you do some stuff yourself.....

And it pisses me off :/

What is with french people adding h's where they don't go and then leaving the ones that belong out?

What ? ^^^^

Because these French people don't talk and/or speaks very well English, so they fuck up these H and S .....

On the other end, why does Engihes peoples always mix feminins and masculins... ? :D

Hellos? :D

Sexist!

How do you KNOW what is feminine and what is masculine?

"feminins and masculins" is shit you french made up.

My ruler cant fuck my pencil. THERE'S NO GENDER so there's NO "feminins and masculins" :P

Cara Small Atherton, I have learned English, by my self, at 26, and used the language for a few years, and then, start using it 2 years ago, to try to grasp what Scott Duncan and Dean Clifford are saying......the heck with these H and S....fuck them... :D

YA, FUCK THEM!

Like my ruler fucks my pencil! ...oh wait.

Not my fucking fault if a guy and a lady fucked together and then I showed up here, in this French fucking place :P

I am confused. Is H the girl or is S?

Together, but not each other?

Weird.

And by the way, I am ALONE here with this issue, that's something in it self !!!....think about it !!! :D

You now know how EVERY "Token Black" feels. :D

Imagines if I could speaks this English languages PERFECTLY !!.... I would haves to looks at all of you'hs froms a thower, and see you as ALL THE SAMES :D

Your Frenglish is awesome

And it's not my fault !! :D

It WILL be, Pierre. It will be.

Muaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

? :/

OK, ok already. Don't ave ha cow.

If this whole "save the Queen's legacy" thing doesn't work out, I'm TOTALLY becoming a super-villain. I'd be SO good at it.

:D

You should say: Thanks Pierre for helping me whit that story, Ceit Butler :P

Well I read the rant, like the thread. Catching up. Thing is, I do not have much to say these days. A lot of my questions have been answered in regards to what one was seeking when I arrived here almost 9 months ago. Unlike the freedumbers, I was not seeking free shit, I was seeking compensation for harms caused to my vessel while in the care of... I don't want to be frivolous and waste time. So I find silence, in place of bullshit and letting people know I am around by liking shit is all i have to offer at this point. It is an odd place once again... I do what I can to pay it forward. Some are listening. Just back in Town, had a gig for a few days. Behind the times, where one happened to be, with analog cell signal, shitty WiFi.. there is much subtext on this thread. Plus researching and learning about naval tradition and admiralty law.

Me, I have no time to not be here :-D

Plus ChiefRock General, just started a thread, and the title is " Oral Acceptance " so I am sure there will be some porn in there....So I stay up all night :-P

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