The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Nov 07, 2013 12:47 PM

Tara Duncan

Let's go with a Scott and Tara family favourite, taken from a real-world example of a Chinglish note to one of our valued clients,

"Your inconvenience is appreciated".

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 951
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