Now that you mention it, I'm surprised he didn't use his obesity as a defense. As in, "Come on people, look at the size of me! Have you ever seen a really fat crackhead?" https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10152019029164083&set=a.10150968527014083.479277.784724082&type=1&theater
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 220Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 220 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.