Ceit Butler
"His annoyingly repetitive carphology was easily solved with a swift defenestration!
As Sharon watched her pusillanimous husband plummet to his sudden and untimely demise, she leaned out the window and listened intently, wondering if he would manage to summon an appropriately oligosyllabic final utterance before gravity took its toll."
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 407
