Well, fear not, brave readers! I am pleased to inform you that such a word does indeed exist!
Today's word is: Defenestration. (That's "dee-fen-uh-stray-shun", for the phonetically challenged :p )
"Defenestration: the act of throwing someone or something out of a window".
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 4, page 406Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 4, page 406 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.