The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Nov 07, 2013 5:47 PM

Ceit Butler

Today's Word!

I'd like you all to indulge me for a moment. Close your eyes and imagine yourself in this scenario. You're trapped in a room at the top of a tall tower, backed into a corner near a window, with a menacing foe advancing towards you. (Hey, it could happen!)

Clearly he is a threat to your physical well-being, nay, your life itself! The terrifying stranger rushes you, but at the last minute you utilize a well-timed hip-toss and hurl your opponent through the nearby window!

As his screams fade into the distance, you stop and ponder "if only there were a word to succinctly describe this momentous event!"

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