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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 4

Oct 11, 2013 4:21 PM

Tara Duncan

Maybe it's the way in which you are attempting to learn. I'll provide an example. We will now learn a Spanish word.

"mantequilla" - man te kee ah

One day you're sitting in your house and someone knocks at your door. You are gripped with fear as you realize a man is coming to kill you. You're not sure why you know this, but he's coming and he wants to kill.

For no good reason you open the door and he pours a giant vat of butter on you - you suffocate and die.

A man has come 'ta kill ya. With BUTTER!

Mantequilla - say it with me.

Now you can appreciate that South Park episode.

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