"The police department has apologized profusely for the attack, stating that they are unsure how the two mentally disturbed individuals were able to pass the mandatory prehire psychiatric evaluations but intend to look into matter."
Is that what they intend? How nice. It was also nice to assume all liability by "apologizing profusely". Police departments do that shit ALL the time.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 3, page 444Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 3, page 444 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.