EVERYONE KNOWS that JESUS and GOD are WHITE (Even though the fairy-tales are in the middle-east)!
Other white guys with WASP names like Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John, followed White Jesus all over the middle east.
Then White Jesus DIED FOR YOUR "SINS"!
...oh. He came back to life, three days later (Presumably with "White power" [See what I did there?])?
White Jesus HAD A BAD WEEKEND FOR YOUR "SINS"!
...and he slept through most of it.
White Jesus WAS SLIGHTLY INCONVENIENCED FOR YOUR "SINS"!
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 9, page 1186Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 9, page 1186 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.