Crap. I've been looking up in Black's Law 9th some of the terms I've used. For BUY it says see PURCHASE. This confuses me more as I "know" their are NO SYNONYMS IN LAW. I reserve the right to edit the above posts as their may be some "shit stains" I am unaware of and may have made unintentionally. I'll study this a whole lot more and make corrections as I realize/find mistakes. I've been searching for the Shrout clip I referenced.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 3, page 1320Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 3, page 1320 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.