The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 31, 2013 4:10 PM

Robert Cormier

Who knew that Scott Duncan is so good with kids (in a loving, cute, Mr. Grinch sort of way)?

Day one at TFL FOR KIDS

Numerous little monsters get seated and quiet themselves”.

The teacher appears”

Scott Duncan: There is no Santa Clause, EVERY adult is lying to you, and never forget life lesson number 1: You are on your own!

Kids start to cry as they WAKE UP TO REALITY. Bawling kids are everywhere.

Scott Duncan: Your homework assignment is to find out how all your parents have betrayed you, sold you out, and have had you classified as chattel.

For Clarification: The above is not meant to provide accurate quotes of Scott Duncan. It is merely a script conjured from my imagination while pondering what the first day of TFL for kids might be like. :)

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