I have never KNOWINGLY lied to him. From the beginning i taught him that there is no Santa Clause, Easter Bunny, Tooth Fairy, or Sky Daddy. You can imagine the looks of horror on other parents faces when they realized he was not a victim of those delusions. Many saw him as a threat to their children because he would correct and point out their "shit stains".
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 3, page 1380Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 3, page 1380 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.