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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 27, 2013 4:57 AM

Stuart Stone

Theoretical exercise here, using the principle that questioning negates understanding:

'The Sheriff handed it to me and when I checked the back page, I told him that this wasn't a true certified copy. His response was "I say it is".'

Responses (to the sheriff): Are you claiming to be a party to this document, as I cannot see your name on it?

By what authority are you claiming that this is a true certified copy?

What evidence do you have to support your claim that this is a true certified copy?

Are you offering legal advice? Are you qualified to be providing legal advice? Are you a licensed lawyer?

...Am I on the right track with this line approach or am I just pissing in the wind?

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