If you stuck your dick in your zipper you would have to go to the hospital and might have to stay a few days, giving you a valid reason not to respond to such a short window of opportunity. :) Claims made against you may be thrown out. :(
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 3, page 279Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 3, page 279 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.