Pete Daoust
1). Two clowns wants to do business with the person I have in my pocket.
2). I say NO.
3). They decide to FORCE that business on the person I have in my pocket.
4). I continu to say no, but these clowns have guns, and proceed with this business anyway.
5). When they FINALLY release me from kidnapping I go home, with the person I have in my pocket.
6). I sit at the fucking kitchen table and start the ADMINISTRATING process, for the person I have in my pocket, because I am the Sole fucking authorized administrator for this fucking person.
7). I make an invoice, of course the invoice will show the NAME of the person I have in my pocket, and send registered mail that fucking invoice to these two clowns.
8). The terms are PAYMENT DUE UPON RECEIPT.
9). I wait 4 or 5 days, and then I send a fucking account statement.
10). I wait another 4 to 5 days and then I send a NOTICE, to notify these 2 clowns that I have NOT received the payment.
11). I wait another 4 to 5 days, and I send a FINAL NOTICE to these 2 clowns saying I have NOT received the payment, and it’s the FINAL chance they have to pay.
12). I wait 4 to 5 days and then I send a fucking DEFAULT NOTICE to these cocksuckers, saying that they are in default regarding that fucking invoice.
13). I wait 4 to 5 days, and then I LIEN THEIR FUCKING HOUSE, and their fucking BOND.
The End :D
Welcome in the wonderful world of BUSINESS... :D
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 3, page 276
