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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 20, 2013 4:01 PM

Chris Evan

I get there at 8:30 and they want to fill out some paper work. The guy (I think probation guy...???) asked me a bunch of questions and I told him he could refer to the Recognizance document I signed (I asked for a certified true copy there and he said he didn't have it).

I go into the court room at 9:00 and see about 25 or so cases called ranging from Vacating a Restraining Order to OUI to not having money to pay a court fine. The judge on everyone that he could said right away "I issue a not guilty plea." Wait....on one he asked how the guy wanted to plea and the guy said "Guilty". All the rest he said ^.

He calls CHRISTOPHER SCHULTE. I get to the podium and say "Point of Order", he interrupts me and says he will do the talking. I continue and say "I wish to reserve all rights, are there any objections?" He asked if I wanted an attorney and I said "I will be presenting myself Sui Juris." He said "I am entering a not guilty plea." I said "Objection, that is a proceeding and I have questions that have to be answered before a plea can be entered. I do not understand these proceedings unless the court can answer my questions. Bailiff, please take this Affidavit of Truth." Judge says "I do not want to see them, we will have <something, I am not sure what he called it but some type of hearing or something> on <I think he said September 18, but I can't remember because I just got railroaded>. I am entering a plea of not guilty" I said "Objection" and had NOTHING. I looked around and was stunned. I just got completely railroaded and I had no fucking clue how or what I was supposed to do now! He said something to the effect of I must show up on that day.

I think that was it, but it is kinda jumbled. If you think I missed any part of the ACT, ask and it might jog my memory. I am fucking pissed at the freeDUMB stuff and pissed at myself for not properly preparing. I studied and studied, but had NO practical or even practice application of this.

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