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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Aug 16, 2013 10:11 PM

Scott Duncan

THE TENDER FOR LAW - VITAL STATISTICS DEPT: FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

QUESTION: How awesome is Scott Duncan. Please answer in 500 word essays.

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Derek Moran

Dear Vital Statistics Department,

It would be AWESOME if Scott Duncan could explain how one goes about STRIKING OIL with the Receiver's Certificate you guys have in your possession but thats in my name...

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Stuart Stone

oops, apologies, I've gone off topic already :P Yes Scott, you're awesome! Seriously. (cut n paste x100 for 500 word essay...I don't want to destroy any more virtual trees and rid the virtual world of virtual oxygen by writing it all out longhand) :D

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Stuart Stone

ownership...now there's a vexing and tricky issue Mr Moran :D

their document, their name...that I happen to have in my possession...currently...please don't confuse me with that document as being one & the same...that would be a mistake...

It would also be a mistake for us to shitstain the Scott is Awesome thread so early in the piece :D

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Stuart Stone

touch”, done with deliberate intent in response to the justice barb...by what authority are you referring to me as justice? What evidence do you have to suggest that I am such a thing, or that such a thing exists in the physical realm of Dereks & Stuarts...and even Petes? :D

The awesomeness that is Scott however, exists on a higher level of consciousness, of which I feel more than slightly unqualified to comment upon with any great authority.

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August le Blanc

What makes this awesome is the burgers... ;-) http://www.complexmag.ca/pop-culture/2011/09/the-50-best-saturday-night-live-skits/im-on-a-boat

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Stuart Stone

...sung to the tune of an indoctrination song learnt in my childhood...

'Scott is awesome yes I know, Cos the TFL tells me so'... :D

It definitely hasd more truth to it than the other lyrics...

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Stuart Stone

I just had an image of a new Pete Daoust video, where you're singing: Hey Scott Duncan, you are AWESOME buddy!!! (clicks fingers, sways away from the camera)...yes you, you are AWESOME buddy!....kinda this style: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rATftJiWdkw

Yes, there's some seriously messed up stuff bouncing around my brain now my belief system has been torn apart :D

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Stuart Stone

I was using the 3 strikes and you're out system...too much harm can result before the 3 strikes are up.

I'm not qualified to use the 'tingling sensation' system & I don't yet have a STAR system...

My sense of OBSERVATION, although reasonably well tuned, does not enable me to comment on these observations yet :D

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Stuart Stone

I'm currently going through a process where I attempted to discharge a bill...the bank has dishonoured, making a number of baseless claims and statements, so I had to verify every step of my process factually (using the clubhouse rules they are bound by) to prove up my process.

It has been slow going, but it has absolutely locked into my brain that what we are doing here is correct.

My plan from here is to only engage in actions that I can demonstrate every step of my process using objective evidence...

I think this will be useful for swearing affidavits & using a lien process in the future :D

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Jeff Roggers

Yes Stewart it's all about holding your contract that you've made because they sent you a contract in your completing it .how can I offer you a contract and then deny offering you one?

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Stuart Stone

I haven't yet needed to do that Jeff Roggers. Every time I mention that I'm willing to swear an affidavit to the facts as I understand them, things go pretty quiet & they generally back off...

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Derek Moran

Yes- a lawyer not too long ago told me, "The courts wanna know that every effort was made to solve the controversy PRIVATELY, before it was brought to court.....COURT-is-LAST RESORT", he said...i was actually surprised he said it

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Blake Gardner

It's also a stipulation of non response in my terms and conditions (return mail must be registered post) none every obey or rebut - not even when I did a process with the Danish post office...go figure:)

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

awesome adjective \?o?-s?m\= Synomym for Scott Duncan

Definition of AWESOME 0 : short for Scott Duncan 1 : expressive of awe <When listening, and admiring Scott Duncan> 2 a : inspiring awe <After seeing Scott Duncan naked> b : terrific, extraordinary <had an awesome time, because Scott Duncan was there> — awe·some·ly adverb = Scottishly — awe—some—ness noun = Duncan-ness

Examples of AWESOME

the awesome sight of an erupting volcano, fails short to the AWESOME-ness of Scott Duncan. It was an awesome responsibility, so ONLY Scott Duncan could perform it. We had an awesome task ahead of us, yet Scott Duncan made us look like little girls. We had an awesome time at the concert, but it would had been A LOT MORE AWESOME if Scott Duncan was playing. You did an awesome job on that project. Now go and suck Scott Duncan's cock. The movie was totally awesome. The main character was played by Scott Duncan.

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August le BlancBobis Youruncle

And for post for 90..um er.. 89.... The Crew of the TYHCO BRAE... getting ready to do something... :-D Awesomeness abounds..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1wMoPSsn2-8

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