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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 16, 2013 1:24 AM

Pete Daoust

Dear Government,

I've married Nadine because I wanted to be the only one to have sex with her, now today, 20 years later, I find out that YOU, the government, have some business issues in my UNION with Nadine, please forward me FULL DISCLOSURE of this business aspect of this UNION, my INTENTS was ONLY sexual, no commerce was expected, unfortunatly, YOU, the Government, don't teach these things in school, and I have good reasons to believe that YOU are using religions to fuck us up. Of course these reasons to believe are based on some recent information I've received from Scott Duncan and Dean Clifford......

You have 30 days to send to me FULL DISCLOSURE of this Marriage business deal.

If I don't receive an answer from YOU, me and Nadine will consider this MARRIAGE nul and void.

Thank You BY:________________ Master of PIERRE DAOUST 26X-XXX-XXX

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 150
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