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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 15, 2013 10:52 PM

Dean Clifford

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c9_1376526705

Just for you, Scott. Just when you thought "dumb" might have had a limit......

LiveLeak.com - Parishioners Believe Bug Shit Is The Tears Of God

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In reality, it's just a Crape Myrtle that drips honeydew, which is actually Aphid crap that accumulates heavily when the temperatures rise.

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Dean Clifford

I'm going to climb a tree and start pissing from it.....I'll have every cult in North America running around with their mouths open singing and dancing and throwing me money for my "God Tears."

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Scott Duncan

Gee, thanks Dean. It's SO hard to find stupid shit from the "spiritual" types! :D

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Tara Duncan

Not so fast..throw in a few virgins, a couple of cathedrals and a goat, and I think we have the making of an epic Fellini-esque masterpiece. Torrential Transcendence, maybe Water of Life, The Postman Pees Twice.

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