If, on the other hand, you're following Scott's advice. Find out how many people think they were harmed. Calculate how many of them deserved it. Bake the requisite number of cakes, have them delivered and squashed into the faces of those that deserve it. Same cake...different theme.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 298 · cut by a page breakPrinted copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 298 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export. A page break in the printout cut off the end of this comment.