I don't know why but some of these comments remind me of a comedy routine I once saw where the monologue starts with, "Do you know who cares less about your life than you do?
Everybody."
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 224Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 224 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.