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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 17, 2013 12:50 AM

Tara Duncan

And now a short personal vignette:

I was ordering food in a restaurant and the proprietor took it upon himself to point to a woman and mention that she brings in her little daughter frequently. He said it was SO SAD that the little girl spent all her time focused on talking to, and feeding, a stuffed animal. "They're just not right in the head", he said sadly.

I looked at him and said, "You're a religious man, aren't you?" He proclaimed that indeed he was.

So I asked him to consider that he was making derogatory comments about a little girl with a stuffed animal which actually existed, while he was an adult with an imaginary friend.

In case anyone's wondering how he reacted, he looked vaguely confused, walked into a corner and stood there.

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