I still cannot believe you rejected your sacred Native name. "Fucks the Puppy" is way cooler than "Horny Toad". It was a grey day when the FTP thread was deleted.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 56Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 56 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.