Whether 'tis nobler in the WC to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous gastrointestinal fortune...
Or to take arms against a sea of offal, and by flushing, end it.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 38Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 38 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.