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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 02, 2013 8:37 PM

Pete Daoust

Sorry guys, could not be here these past 3 days, I’ve got arrested by the cops on last Friday :(

These fuckers wanted to kill me, but just beated me instead, they broke my two arms, I don’t even know HOW I am writing this to you, they brought me to jail LC-1, and then transferred me in LC-2, to bring me back in LC-1, and then put me with some animals that wanted my mamich, so I gave them my mamich”.

but then, they said that I had to pass the initiation test, so they shaved my balls with a plastic knife—I was in terrible pain, because the time it took them to find my balls, they were keeping my arms behind my back, and since my arms were broken, you can imagine the pain, and they took two hours to find my fucking balls”.

Anyway, the gards kept breaking my arms over and over again, until finally, they’ve brought me in front of the justice, but there, I have no access at my voice, could not speak, because of some technical problems…..well that is what the gards told me, and since this fuckers was at least 113 years old, well, I had no choice to take his word on it.

Anyway, I’ve pleaded guilty and sign everything they wanted me to sign, because they’ve threatened me to break my arms if I would not sign, so, since my arms was broken 8 times so far, I’ve decide to sign, because I feared for my life :/ —.something like that”.

So they thrown me out the hospital, oh sorry, the court, and I went right away to the hospital, I asked them to take pictures because I was beaten by cops, and they answered me: Hey, it’s not a fucking photo shop here, shut up and go home…

So, I went home, exhausted—you can imagine , snirf, snirf….but fuck the pictures because, anyway, what the heck I am going to do with these pictures”

Scott can I skype you ?...please ???

Fucks the Puppy ! snirf, snirf....

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