The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Aug 02, 2013 8:37 AM

Anibal Jose BaezMackximus Minimus

Wow! I'm so gullible. I guess I'm doomed.

Important notes about Derek's Tender for Bullshit:

1- Never initiate hostile intent/contact. 2- One MUST NEVER attorn. 3- If one attorns, one is fucked. 4- Signing under the threat of "duress" or "a beating" is for pussies, for then one ATTORNS. Now, signing under the threat of getting your legs kicked, is for mega-pussies, apparently. 5- Before one does/acts on anything, one MUST know WHY we are doing things. (that should be a dead giveaway) 6- If anyone is trying to kill you, you better do some shit about it. 7- NEVER lie to Scott.

He did help to bring out some gold nuggets from Scott. Thanks Derek, I'll miss you, wish you well!

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 6
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