Aug 02, 2013 2:48 AM

not uploaded.

It works.

now it does.

thanks, forgot to ask if i can get a recording, didnt need to ask now

Regardless if you think i bullshit or not, you given me something to work with, for filing charges, its one of the reasons why i called you, scanning full probation order now will post in a few.

Here is the probation order.

www.dosrpg.net/other/Scan1.pdf www.dosrpg.net/other/Scan2.pdf www.dosrpg.net/other/Scan3.pdf

i had tyo plead guilty because i feared for my life. i requested the nurse but was refused. Asked to relocate refused told to grown up and stuff.

i will go to the court house tomorrow to begin the process of laying charges.

Would be rgeat to see the video.

You signed it. You're done.

Don't say another word. Whatever you have to say will be a lie.

If you're saying they threatened to "beat you up"...no wait... "kick your legs"... if you didn't sign, then you are just a coward. Seriously. It's not like arrest. Signing is attorning. You CHOSE to. You are simply lying...

...about legal stuff...

...Legal bullshit, as it were.

Tell me, do you feel a slight tingling sensation?

I guess so! :D

:-D

Next time, I won't retain myself like that, I will go full blast :-D

fuck... hang on a second... * the good the bad the ugly theme*

missed it ?

fuck glasses were dirty. re read, fuck.. missed it, shit piss fuck. glad it's over.

god damn Internet it fuck me every time

..i see alots happened since 10pm :/

oh ya... missed it myself.. it is on a couple of different threads... quite the read.

THE END

All movies has it end

a fitting one at that .

Ending....whatever

no END is Good.

I don't agree...

so what.

Nothing

Although i dont know if this story is 100% true, i can assure you stupid shit goes on in jail alot like he spoke about. Not quite sure its exactly like that but mainly they will take your food or provoke a fight so you catch another charge so you stay longer. Initiation is something i havent heard of before but i can see it happening with the likes of Derek seeing he is only 105 soaking wet and guys in Detention Center have nothing better to do than to fuck with the new guy LOL, i know i been in jail with alot worse guys who would just sneak up behind you and choke you til you passed out lol, never happened to be of course but im 6'2 235lbs who wont back down from anyone. Anyways, its my 2cents...my friends been held for like 2-3months for their court dates on dead time. So 30 can be normal limit but i would say its not always the rule from my experience. Anyone else ? I been to jail twice, well before i learned what i know. I was an ignoramus before LOL !!

Im still trippin'-out on the part where Scott says that- "...the police in Toronto were HIDING during the big-rainstorm we recently had (paraphrasing)..." - WTF?? :/

*Chris Kattan to Scott Duncan*

"What does that even MEAN?"

You sure that was not Tony Butros who called Scott :-\ ..you might have got duped :O

I have been processed a number of times, spent days in jail,,, Once in remand for a week, Charged for stealing my own car... unlawful escape from custody, minor drunk ass shit.. drunk driving,, I used to drink a little. I never had any issues, however Like ChiefRock Sino General, I too am a big fella. I never witness'ed anything like that.

laugh out loud if I went to jail I would probably know half of the prisoners

they always be like crazy what the fuck you doing in here and I would say I've come to free you all

sounds like bad writing more than anything, potential screen play... nope, trash. derrick hill. that is the last thought i will have in this matter.

Scott, I don`t know anything about PROBATION ORDERS, but it seems this was the problem. It seems that he was threatened into signing? So he gets banned because of this? Or because of WHY THIS HAPPENED?

He created an imagery of innocent but was acting as victim then.

yeah when i went i knew like 40% of the guys in there lol...

Well the client i helped Mr Green, he got a probation order on him before trial, they even threw him in jail for 3days because he didnt go. So, i guess it works different for different provinces but either way that is what took place for mr green, actually in the audio you can hear the judge in one of them asking why he missed probation ....i guess they just offer them up no willy nilly cause no one knows how to assert their contracts ?

Well then ChiefRock, since Ive barely even remotely been to court and never seen even what a jail looks like (other than the Alcatraz tour we did in San Fran), is what Derek stated somewhat true?

ChiefRock, that audio was so hard to hear... or maybe I have attended far too many concerts in my life. I couldn`t make out much at all.

Yes, nobody DARES assert their contracts... I figure

which audio did you listen to ? you probably need headphones cause its easier to hear

You posted 2? at least? It seemed like mumbling... I seriously think I am partially deaf though... I have to ask my kids all the time to repeat themselves. I have been to a bazillion concerts and live bar shows...

So Scott, Derek was lying by omission is what I see then yes?

lying ? what was the lie about ?

go up a bit...

about being intimidated by force into signing

Wow! I'm so gullible. I guess I'm doomed.

Important notes about Derek's Tender for Bullshit:

1- Never initiate hostile intent/contact. 2- One MUST NEVER attorn. 3- If one attorns, one is fucked. 4- Signing under the threat of "duress" or "a beating" is for pussies, for then one ATTORNS. Now, signing under the threat of getting your legs kicked, is for mega-pussies, apparently. 5- Before one does/acts on anything, one MUST know WHY we are doing things. (that should be a dead giveaway) 6- If anyone is trying to kill you, you better do some shit about it. 7- NEVER lie to Scott.

He did help to bring out some gold nuggets from Scott. Thanks Derek, I'll miss you, wish you well!

Kind of stunned about it all at the moment. Betrayal negates a lot of things, Lies often beget other lies, that causes harm, simple. I much prefer honesty, it is easier.

I have a story or two, similiar to Derek's. Busy day. Will have to compose later.

I believe him.

Did you hear when Scott was asking how Derek knew his mic was muted....Hill said well I assume...they been working there longer than I do...Freudian slip?

He lied, end of story.

The story and as far as I've been concerned all dereks "stories" were bullshit. A kicking in the legs sounds more like an initiation at a kindergarden not a jail. And nobody can make you sign ANYTHING period. His story makes being a complete pussy a virtue. Stories of smoking weed in front of police is complete bullshit too they WILL arrest you every time even if it's just to let you out the back door to keep up apperances to the general deluded public. Acting like a complete asshole with what you learn here makes you no better than what we are opposed to. This is what happens when a slave gets praise he makes shit up to get more praise and the slave mentality is alive and well here on the tender as i look around. There are allot of people living out some kind of fantasy on the internet I don't engage in it because it's counter productive but I see through it and i generally just laugh because reality just like me can smell your bullshit and you impress neither of us.

Don't write declarations. Just write VOID in block letters. The End.

He was convicted the day before of a charge laid before that?

LIES.

...and it's A FUCKING DETENTION CENTRE, not a PRISON. There's no "initiation". They NEVER make you sign anything, EVER. Write "VOID" on it... what are they going to do? Make a NEW order? VOID THAT TOO... fuck, they GAVE it to you to void!

If you sign ANYTHING, because you are "afraid", then you are a little bitch. There is no room for little bitches in my life...some of which gets spent here.

Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma: You feel free to verify Derek Hill's "story"... when you find that my position is correct, you may report to the bridge for your dick-slapping. There's a good cum-bunny. Off you go! Check out the facts, quick as you like!

...then report for your "discipline" for daring to question my position. :P

Hey, don't forget guys, I am going to be arrested tonight, I FEEL it :D

Will get back to you on next tuesday with BATONS :D

Shit, I missed everything while doing a reply to a Notice of Pending Cancellation for my corporation. :( The audio is fine. Good quality.

No Chad, Cheifrock and I were talking about his Mr Green recordings...

Ah, i have but have yet to listen to it.

I know he lies because he was with baby mama for 8 years, she gets knocked up and won't let him see the kid. I asked him, "What the hell did you do to her? Why is she so mad?" and he "has no idea". You cannot be with someone for 8 years and "have no idea" why they are mad at you...

Does he really have a kid ? :D

Valid question ...

4 days:

Charged one day Convicted the next day Sentenced the next day Really?

In what universe?

I guess my asking him to be honourable was pointless.

And he called the shot the day before it happened...HE CALLED THE FUCKING SHOT....he told US, he would get arrested, because he felt it...HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

And it was all predicted too :D

I may be brainless, but I can read for fuck sakes :D

Does someone in the group here knows "Derek Hill", the man? Has anyone here "hang-out"/"met" him?

No he tried numerous times when I was back in my territory thoe... he kept asking to meet

And why you've did not meet with him ?

Psychic Powers are always handy in matters of law :D

do I have one of these Psychic Powers ? :/

I remember when you had the power of invisibility.... Twice... here... oh wait a minute that was something else entirely... ;-)

I've got banned because I said that Scott Duncan's server was not functionning, that was a MISTAKE on my part

And I have BANNED MYSELF because I was so fucking mad at Chad Brodgesell and Scott Duncan.

see invisible.... ;-) Banned myself... LMFAO

You've never banned yourself of something Jason F. LeBlanc ? :D

Not in public.... I do all my banning in Private.... ;-)

I do my best not to make decisions if I am highly charged emotionally... does not make for good decisions I have found.

"ME", I don't give a shit... :D

I know.... that is part of the charm I guess...

? What? Why? I am missing something.

what why .... what? we are all missing something... ;-)

Pete Daoust, explain please.

Funny you should say that, ChiefRock. Derek Hill lives in Windsor. When i was in Windsor earlier this year for a week, we talked on the phone a few times. But he was constantly like ChiefRock said, kept asking to meet. Then when he was going to Ottawa this summer and had a layover at Union Station here in Toronto, again, kept asking for me to come see him during his layover at Union Station wanting to meet. The truth is im quite anti-social. I go to bars by myself, and i go to movies by myself. When people ask me- "How can you go to a movie BY YOURSELF??"...i answer..."Because im not INSECURE as YOU ARE" ;)

When asked- "Do you know Dean Clifford?" His response was- "Know him?...ive hung-out with him before" So maybe Dean would be the best at any possible judge-of-character

If Dean Clifford could jump on and confirm, would be nice. Listening to the audio I only really grabbed the info Scott Duncan said in response to Derek Hill as he was fumbling around while speaking.

Scott Duncan, sorry off topic but I accidentally posted 3 items. I think I was to fast on the post and not waiting for it to finish. :(

Why did Derek Hill not simply post questions here? Why did he want to skype Scott and appeared worried that it was being recorded?

How in the world you can UNDERSTAND the notice of mistake, and have no idea that if you call Scott, the call won't be recorded ?

Tara even posted the caution ahead of time.

The few times i spoke with Derek , he would ask after telling him ive spoke with Scott before on the phone- "Do you have a recording of your phone-call with Scott?" What made it so awkward though, was the second-time he asked me on another call, where i had to point out to him- "Uhhh, yeah, actually, you asked me that same question before, already...." :/

Sorry guys, could not be here these past 3 days, I’ve got arrested by the cops on last Friday :(

These fuckers wanted to kill me, but just beated me instead, they broke my two arms, I don’t even know HOW I am writing this to you, they brought me to jail LC-1, and then transferred me in LC-2, to bring me back in LC-1, and then put me with some animals that wanted my mamich, so I gave them my mamich”.

but then, they said that I had to pass the initiation test, so they shaved my balls with a plastic knife—I was in terrible pain, because the time it took them to find my balls, they were keeping my arms behind my back, and since my arms were broken, you can imagine the pain, and they took two hours to find my fucking balls”.

Anyway, the gards kept breaking my arms over and over again, until finally, they’ve brought me in front of the justice, but there, I have no access at my voice, could not speak, because of some technical problems…..well that is what the gards told me, and since this fuckers was at least 113 years old, well, I had no choice to take his word on it.

Anyway, I’ve pleaded guilty and sign everything they wanted me to sign, because they’ve threatened me to break my arms if I would not sign, so, since my arms was broken 8 times so far, I’ve decide to sign, because I feared for my life :/ —.something like that”.

So they thrown me out the hospital, oh sorry, the court, and I went right away to the hospital, I asked them to take pictures because I was beaten by cops, and they answered me: Hey, it’s not a fucking photo shop here, shut up and go home…

So, I went home, exhausted—you can imagine , snirf, snirf….but fuck the pictures because, anyway, what the heck I am going to do with these pictures”

Scott can I skype you ?...please ???

Fucks the Puppy ! snirf, snirf....

Oh shit, that was for next tuesday....fuck :(

We'll put the call off until Tuesday, then? :D

After going through the posts I notice that there is lots of tid bit comments about PROCEDURES for the various directions people want to take. Nothing all in one place though. Question; would the best place to research be the municipal court house procedures? and then case law to see how the processes are used?

Don't forget to leave your cell phone at the station!

No Chad Brodgesell, you ask Scott Duncan :D

This is what Scott told me to get/read, Chad Brodgesell:

http://www.carswell.com/product-detail/ontario-annual-practice-2013-2014-edition-cd/

No, Scott Duncan just say, "You fuck tard! Look it up your FUCKING self, I not yo Mama!" "FUCK, where be that BAN HAMMER O MINE?"

Well, you can take a chance Chad Brodgesell, :D

Funny thing about that though, Chad. Since then, i listened to an audio from Karl Lentz Scott has highly recommended. Karl told whoever he was talking to- "No, Rules of Civil Procedure, are RULES, that the COURT is bound to. Im NOT the court, im not bound by those RULES, THEY are. I on the other hand, IM BOUND by THE LAW."

Hmmmmmmm- interesting, i thought.....

Pete thanks for the link. The mobile version I will look at to maybe buy

Derek Moran yes. Here to learn how it works on BOTH sides. Know who you deal with is my motto. :)

Fuck sorry Pete Derek I got comments mixed up.

I'm pretty sure I wouldn't say that, Chad. :D

:D :D

Is there a Pete Derek ? :/

hunts for previous comments regarding getting pissed at insane requests from members.

Pete Daoust You and Derek Moran , I got comments mixes up and replied using the wrong namea.

Explaine more Chad Brodgesell, I don't get it :D

You want me to grovel is that it Pete Daoust?

Yeah, grove baby grove :D

oh fuck the puppy how is he doing?

still missing the point and then fucking with people that because he doesn't get it. lol

I smelled a rat weeks ago and essentially called him on it. Something stunk when he asked everyone in the group to post if they smoked weed. I'll have to look at that post to see who defended his question to the group. I recall that a few members here quickly came to his defense when I challenged his motives for asking such a question.

Scott, how did your capture the flag game go? :-) sounded like counter strike?

^^ Please don't ban me for this comment! I don't make a claim that I can be sure of anyone's the motive, yet, something smells in Bangkok. Regarding the who smokes weed post .....I asked which admin approved that post. I wondered which admin thought that not only would such a post provide real value to our common objectives here at TFL, and, also thought it would be a good idea for group members to inform on themselves and publicly announce their participation in illegal activities. No admin stepped up to the plate to admit approving that post. Having said that, I realize an admin could have been drunk when they approved it, or otherwise mentally incompetent at the time. I mean no disrespect to any admins here. I just couldn't (and still can't) see what the value any admin would see in such a post, nor can I comprehend why an admin would think that a post requesting that people publicly admit their criminal behaviour was a post worth approving. Just sayin. That POST REEKED of RATS in Bangkok. Would the admin that thought that post had real value for the group step forward now? We're you drunk at the time? What value did you think that post would provide the group? Shutting up now lest I step on an admin's nerve.

* jeopardy music* (this idea about jeopardy music is not my own and originates from Scott Duncan)

What post are you talking about Robert Cormier ?

Interesting, Robert Cormier. Derek Hill had the ability to post without approval. He mentioned to me his posts went thru alright when I mentioned mine do not make it, no admin posts it, but I also assumed it was just Scott approving. I said I wasn't as privileged as him. I assumed it had something to do with my God.

Pete Daoust Paraphrasing: Derek Hill: I am so baked right now...who else in this group smokes weed? This was posted about a month ago.

oh man, everything posted here needs approval, all of it, for about 3 1/2 months... If it's up posted, it has been for approval. to the best of my knowledge. It was a weird thread. reasons behind it, unknown, if it's up it is relevant in some way, one would hope anyway.

And who cares about who smokes or don't smokes weed ? :/ I don't recall a thread about weed ?

EVERYONE SHUT UP!

NOW!

Leigh OftheHouseof Collins Very good point. Now that you mention it I recall him saying that he could post without approval. Hmmmm. Curious. Why wasn't this statement picked up on? Into the rabbit hole we go...

I just tagged you in it... Pete Daoust

Oh that thread, I haven't read it nor participate to it, because I thought it was not an interesting thread.....I don't have enough brain for that kind of stuff :/

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP NOW! TOUTE DE SUITE!

He states in it he is not a cop, is about, the only relevance I see.

Why should we shut up Leigh OftheHouseof Collins? Are you referring to the jeopardy music and waiting for the admin to come forward?

yes, by what whose authority do you tell us to shut up, to the best of my knowledge there is only one here who can do that and it's not you Leigh of the house of Collins. And Robert Cormier what does it matter? lets put this behind us and move forward. nothing to see anymore, more pressing issues are at hand. Like getting children back and such.

dont trust robert either

And why is that Leigh OftheHouseof Collins? Do have a belief?

This place is like a chinese buffet Robert Cormier :D

If you go and ask the chinese guy WHY he is putting this weird food that you don't like everytime you see something you don't like, he might end up kikcing you out of the restauant :D

Leigh OftheHouseof Collins asked to be a friend on FB about 10 minutes ago and then she posts that the group shouldn't trust me? Hmmmm. Curious.

She's from Newfoundland, don't worry about her :D

really...i don't give a rat's ass. lol I have better thing to do as we all do. Just thought it was a valid point. That said, I love the almost all of the Chinese food here. It's my favourite buffet! :D

Everytime you think that your point is valid, think again and think another again, and then press the enter key.... Daniel J Wentz's ADVICE... :D

I do this for ALL the posts I post, now, imagine if I would not do it :D :D

Some admin also thought Derek Hill's post is worth further examination. This page has been restructured. His post about weed is now the third post. :)

The posts move to the top based on the most recent activity. If you went all the way back to January, and commented, THAT thread would be bumped to the top...

Who the fuck gives a hook about what admin may think about Dereck Hill :/

it happens to any post that has activity, i just tagged Pete in it no to long ago, so that is probably why.

yes, really, it has wasted enough time.

I know what I THINK about him :D

Oh. Didn't know that. I had thought they were pinned and arranged in that manner. Never looked into it. Now I know. :)

And since when is smoking weed, "criminal activity"??

I KNOW HOW TO SAVE THIS THREAD!

MEN: Shut up WOMEN: If you don't want to be my little cum-bunny... shut up

There. That should improve the content! :D

Cum-bunny hahaha yes

Lucky him I am not a girl :D

Is that a threat? :-O

Luck has little to do with it :P

...and French male is STILL MALE, so as per previous instructions (Translated to french), Ferme la talk hole! :P

Le talk hole?

One of those.

Farme ta calisse de yeule criss de cloche

Sorry, I don't speak the dying language of a conquered people.

...and your spelling in french is even worse than your English... and I didn't even think that was possible.

It's not French, it's quebecois....two different thing

And my spelling in English is beautifulll... :P

Shush. Cum-bunnies ONLY!

I have a sister, she makes Quebecois porno movie

Since Pete Daoust is the only one talking, does that make him the front-runner?

I can run in front of anything

What the fuck is "Quebecois porno movie"? The guy fucks her ear, or something?

Even the race to be the next Cum-Bunny? :p

Why do I get the taste of cum in my mouth?

...my guess would be because you had a penis in there?

stop, I am crying I am laughing so hard... ;-)

I told you I could fix the thread!

Just too bad she is not on facebook, well maybe she is on another name

Her new "Stage Name" will be...

Cum-Bunny DeJour.

:D

Hey, I ALWAYS say true stuff in her.....remember that please

"In"?

I want to give her a classy name if I'm gonna blow my wad in her.

Her stage name was Gazelle last time I saw her....12 or 13 years ago

"Cum-Bunny DeJour" is a classy name for a classy Cum-Bunny.

She is a bit fucked-up ( I'm sure you knew that) she carry a gun with her ALL the time

And you better pay

She start her business she was 12

on the rolling on the floor now... I think I had a wee accident... ;-) laughing....

I have two other sisters besides her, you want me to talk to you about her a little bit ?

PAY? Women are my Cum-Bunnies because they WANT to be! It's an HONOUR to choke on my semen! :D

HAHAHA!!!

They are welcome to pay me. I want that clear.

Wow...it looks like your powers of ordering are pretty much a joke. Let me just say this....

http://youtu.be/49EoV50oba0

BAD Cum-Bunny! Bad! girl!

Oh fuck, this little guy reminds me someone :/

mmmhhhh :/

thanks for the laugh, it has been a tough week and this is me shutting up.

"Ok, I'll shut up. I'm not one that has to just keep talking. Some gals have to keep their mouths flappin' but not me. I was brought up right. My pa used to tell me, shut up, and I'd shut up. I wouldn't say nuthin. One time darned near starved to death."

Maybe I can't do this.

Can I apply for the Cum Bunny position?

K :D

awe...

Tara's "stage name" is Madison :D

"Madison" is her favourite "stripper name".

I really want to shut up... but ok, I will bite... Why Madison?

WHY MADISON? WHY "CARL" FOR A DOG? WHY "TODD THE SEXUAL ASSAULT PREVENTION LEMUR"? What the hell is wrong with you people? Everyone knows this!!!!!!!

Pearls before swine...

ok, ok just thought there was a story... ;-)

What happened to Tiffani?!

The name "Cum-Bunny DeJour" is still up for grabs.

Must learn the following lines:

"That hurts, Daddy" "Do it harder" and "I've been a bad girl"

There's ALWAYS a story

Pierre is correct. There is ALWAYS a story! Can you translate "Cum bunny of the decade"?

Nope :-(

hmmm...you had better shut up then.

What's a cum-bunny ?

Tara Duncan: When Scott says SHUT UP, I always get nervous because he never qualifies for how long. I sit here pensively wondering when it might be acceptable to enter into the "fray" once again. :) I've witnessed too many feel the tingly sensation to not proceed with extreme caution. May I continue speaking Admiral?

LOL

May Robert resume speaking, sir?

What you just said, I've heard it 10,000 times in my life :-D

NO! Cum-Bunnies only! :P

When Scott says shut up, I fucking talk

I hereby apply for the "Cum Bunny de la décennie" position and will fall on the proverbial sword to free these people.

Pierre, the ONLY reason I haven't banned you, is because The CSIS agent reading this, is driven bat-shit insane by your drivel.

...this pleases me.

Last time a cop told me to shut up, I'm sure when he got home he must have told his wife....ooouuffff, I had a ruff day today baby ...HAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!

I know Scott, I know, and it's my pleasure if I can help :D

I can even intensify the fuck up if you want

Well, I'me hearin' a lot of TALK here... You need to "try out" for it! :D

Ten years is a lot of fucking!

Pierre, man, there may be no where to go. I suspect you already have it cranked up to 11.

Sure it is Scott Duncan. But someone has to think of the children.

whoppsss....you've lost me there.Tara Duncan please don't use too much your brain when you address me...please my dear, sil vous plait mon chevreuil ?

Ten years...you'll be stuck with me forever... what with you being all stretched out and no use to a normal man. :P

Why did I laugh at that?

[SWEATING BULLETS] :)

Coz it's true :P

Careful Robert Cormier. We're in the middle of a very delicate negotiation here. One wrong move...and it's curtains for all of you :P

Dames and Broads tryin' to play me for a sap!

" of all the gin joints in all the world. why did she have to walk into mine?"

I've never actually seen a "Gin Joint". Perhaps you think there's more than there is, and the odds are greatly reduced...

Is it ok to talk now ?

Sacrilege! " Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine. "

um... from the maltese falcon I think.... oops misquoted.

...it's an almost certain thing that the bitch would walk in to your Gin Joint...there aren't very many.

Casablanca!

...and Kate beats me to it.

ok casablanca.. I stand corrected..

google.ca

You know a tread is good when someone drops a "Spinal Tap" quote.. Humphrey Bogart ain't to shabby either.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064627/

We have both, Matthew, and there's nothing wrong with being sexy.

Laugh In guys ..... awesome...

Ya? What's wrong with being sexy?

I believe the kids these days call it "swag" but I could be MISTAKEN..

Nothing wrong with being sexy

It's a Spinal Tap quote... sorry you missed it.

Ouch, I feel like a tard..

Scientific Wild-Assed Guesses

Well...

...try to suck less. ..I guess.

Does that directive also apply for the Cum Bunny position?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I feel strangely conflicted.

can you turn down the suck... please. ( sound guy lingo for bad band) or to cum bunnies..

I don't understand Jason's comment. Scott can you add a back beat and some catchy rifs to make it a popular song?

just an expression, is all. lost in text, much funnier in my head. ;-)

SONG !!!!...I can do that :)

I'll start us off -

Turn down the suck in THE TENDER FOR LAW

Everybody>>>>>>>>>>

copy that.

*sigh*

So to recap, all that is required to reinstate your authority, is a catchy beat!

...bitches.

Bitches ain't shit.

I thought it was "Boatload of bitches!"?

My Fender - DeaVille tube amp goes up to 12!

(although I still maintain that "bevy" would be more accurate)

http://youtu.be/dSJxvi767kQ

I can't follow that fucking conversation.....bye ! :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zqPHcwdRkc

It makes perfect sense Pierre. You start here and you go there.

I hate you all !!! :P

That's the spirit! Stamp your little last year's Pradas, and then pay attention.

Matthew - quick...move reference.

Shake your fist at the monitor and tremble in impotent fury. That will fix us!

Devil wears prada? hahaha I have no clue but I feel I should..

Any other takers?

LEGALLY BLONDE you bohemians.

"Legally Blonde"..

TENDER FOR LAW? LEGALLY BLONDE?

GET IT?

...tards.

Yeah Scott wins.. " I'm not worthy!!"....

Wayne's World.

Shit you're like a snapdragon...

To this day I can't help smiling when someone says, "Not sure."

Why does my movie knowledge make me a flower?

Not sure.

I don't know, but it's a beautiful sentiment, isn't it?

So back to the important stuff, can you take the base from Big Bottoms for the TTFL non-suck song?

I'll audition for the CB position to this.

http://youtu.be/7qDgCmzh5ao

K :D

ahem... base is in baseball, Bass is the guitar...;-)

I thought bass was a fish and base was the bottom :/

it's a fish = Bass. base = bottom, Bass = guitar too...

well, decide for fuck sakes...

in french there is no homonyms, only homos....<

A baseline is a series of notes that often go with and support a melody line. A prominent example of this is in today's modern rock music, in which a bass guitar will play repeating notes that harmonize with the lead guitar's melody line.

Only top-of-the-line cum-bunnies know that shit :D

* faceplam*

Imagine, if you will, me looking scornfully at the screen and blowing a large raspberry.

* wiping strange woman's spit from face*

Like Flea and John are doing ?

I resent the implication that I'm strange. Amused, perhaps, but not that strange.

*spit through monitor strange - woman unknown, looks amused*

What will we talk about next gentlemen? Sports? Male reproductive issues? Come get some!

Terrorism

I resent the implication that I am a "gentleman"! :p

and it is my imagination.... ;-)

Let's talk about how Viagra can give a man a whopper for 4 hours. Is 4 hours way too long to have a boner?

only if you use it for like 3 minutes...

then it just gets in the way ;-)

For erections lasting longer than 4 hours, insert your own joke here.

lol

4 hours ? :/

Do not resume sexual activity while operating heavy machinery. <---On the warning label :D

fuck that....

That sounds complicated...

A friend of a friend has his boner broken when he took Viagra. His wife was so pleased with his stamina that she rode him so hard she dislocated his thingy and blood started coming out of his you know what. He went to the hospital and is fine now.

This is quite a tribute to Derek. Everyone pitching in and giving it their all. I confess I'm getting a little misty-eyed.

Do you need a hankie?

not really... driving and bj's are nice.

It truly IS... a TENDER FOR BULLSHIT

Derek Who?

Finally, a thread that's stayed ENTIRELY on topic! :D

Genius, Kate Calamity-Jane Butler.

Well, I do my best :D

CLUSTERFUCK TO VICTORY!

poor Derek, I feel guilty for him

"A friend of a friend..." yes, Robert... "A friend of a friend"

^ you beat me!

He knows a guy, who knows a guy, who...

no names...

I met the guy...he was only an acquaintance. He was my girlfriend's brother's friend. I met him over beers and he admitted it. True Dat!

shit do I feel sorry for Derek :(

LOL - stop Robert. You're killing me.

Adam Thomas this thread

Robert everyone knows that when you say " friend of a friend" it pretty much means " yeah it was me.." :-) through a smiley in there, a man's penis is no joke.

His wife was a big girl! lol

Dude, you're just making it worse for yourself!

unsubstantiated rumour, designed to make us cluster fuck.... If he lied about the incident what else can we think. Save your sympathy for a person worthy of it, nor one practiced in the art of deception. Pete Daoust

I've tried to "break" my penis. No such luck. lol

If you find yourself in a hole... stop digging, dude!

BULLSHIT...HAHAHA....I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DEREK....

lol

Just STEP...AWAY...FROM THE SHOVEL!

hmm *break my penis*... that's messed up man... why would anyone try and break it... Mine is my best friend, if I broke it ... well Let's just not talk about that... :-(

You're not kidding I'm sure

I feel like I'm in a hockey room

It's so HARD to tell... in text... isn't it? ;-)

Stinky, nonsense and laughing...

If Derek was here, he might ask: How many are typing with one hand?

haha.... answer none, it's not youporn.... it's a law site..

Well there it is then. Leave a group of men alone on a forum and everyone has a penis comment. Well done group!

We were talking about what a dick Dereck is.

Technically, I think it's been mostly just DICKS in general.

Shall we let him back in to defend himself?

Not me, I careless about penis :-P

YES

"careless about penis"...wasn't that what started all of Derek Hill's troubles in the first place? :p

Does he have troubles ?

I am of the mind that we all make mistakes, if it is an honest one, fine. However how can you trust what he say's? Everyone has the right to face his accuser's caveat: it is Scott's domain... He has led us thus far, I am apt to concur with him. So no from me, it has been dealt with and the drama unproductive, other than to expose a threat to the learning that takes place here.

"careless /?ke(?)rlis/ Adjective Not giving sufficient attention or thought to avoiding harm or errors. (of an action or its result) Showing or caused by a lack of attention: "a careless error". Synonyms negligent - neglectful - remiss - heedless - inadvertent"

"I couldn't care less" A phrase that emphasises the lack of care for something or someone. Often mistaken as 'I could care less'.

I'm not clear on what a dishonest mistake is. That said, actions have consequences. If you have sex you should either take reasonable precautions to prevent pregnancy, or deal with the resulting offspring like an adult.

at 4:08 in the audio clip (as someone pointed out) he claims he works at thejail/ penitentiary. Was it Freudian?

Does it really matter at this point?

Kate Butler, do you provide private English lessons ?

Just reminiscing.

That sounds like a valuable expenditure of my time...what sort of consideration are you offering? :D

Cuz I gotta say, before you even answer that question, I have a feeling it's NOT enough :p

Rough consideration

Here we go again - and I thought we were having a moment.

Kate Calamity-Jane Butler has a wonderful neck in my opinion. It leads to a great head.

a dishonest mistake- lying with intent to deceive, getting caught. honest mistake is an action taken with out malice or intent to deceive, no deception often admitted to before it gets out of hand..

a whole thread of BULLSHIT! I am very impressed!

I know, it's like the shit writes itself.

Ah yes, and it was a lovely moment...but we mustn't linger :D

Crap! You caught us Chris Schulte.

Some douche at CSIS is REALLY mad right now.

We're doing our best to adhere to the strict content-control rules of the thread!

Not to be argumentative, does not the intent to deceive take the comment out of the realm of "mistake"?

This shit is using a lot of virtual paper.

of course it does

This is deep shit!!!!!!!!!!!

point taken, so then lying is not a mistake, it is an action that is deliberate... how does one ask forgiveness of that?

Up to our eyeballs in it...

Anyone have a paddle?

I don't know...maybe candy or flowers?

hahahahahahahahahaha

No, that's shit CREEK, this is just DEEP shit :p

A heartfelt-serenade?

Hey, none of that now! This is the BULLSHIT thread...where do you get off trying to inject actual VALUE into it, Jason F. LeBlanc? :D

Geez Kate. That reminds me of the time Scott convinced someone at the video store that "Deep Impact" was a porno film. I don't do the conversation justice.

Talk about a big shit stain!

So hypothetically, Derek could give Scott a box of chocolates and all will be well? ;-) no tingly, just saying... with all the ca ca flying around.....

No

Sorry Jason F. LeBlanc. The original comment was not dripping with the sarcasm I intended. We're still looking for the appropriate sarcasm & irony icons to punctuate.

yes, on this end as well.

To shit or not to shit?

Funny, this could be the perfect thread for me, but nothing comes out....fuck it I,m sleeping...

Whether 'tis nobler in the WC to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous gastrointestinal fortune...

Or to take arms against a sea of offal, and by flushing, end it.

Blame it on Shakespeare. Who want's to be in the movie?

Excuse me while I wipe my ass.

This obsession must end Robert Cormier, or we'll write a script to direct all your comments to alt.dump.jpg.

That's what we do at TFL. We wipe shit stains.

Movie? Is the conversation taking a turn towards German Shizer Porn now??

Last Tango in Paris.

Do you mind getting me the butter?

I'm starting to suspect you have a closet full.

Misquote oops. I prematurely texted.

Mental picture developing... not happy.... ;-)

You should ban freezebee......just saying :-D

How did we progress from BULLSHIT, to just plain SHIT?

Wow. Is that why his wife killed herself. It never occurred to me. Is that what you imply Tara Duncan?

wtf...

He was too interested in his own ass pleasure?

Double Jason's comment for me.

You should ban dildo, he is a cop

Who?

I'm with you Kate.

Dildo schnildo

...and why do you say he's a cop?

Because he act like a cop.....not my fault

You know that....

This is like an episode of Time Cop.

jeopardy music by Scott Duncan

Never heard about Time Cop.

Let's put him on the scale with a duck.

A WITCH!

She turned me into a NEWT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3jt5ibfRzw

"Well, I got better..."

...well.. I got better.

Echo.

*sigh*

'ELP, 'ELP! ahm' bein' oppressed!"

Here we go again....

It's so ironic that the Python clip represents a TFL.

..im gonna go look for the 'Hackeysack-theme' from Benny Hill on youtube

"Yer mother was a hamster, and your father smelled of elderberries!"

Pete frisbey's cool, leave him alone.

Freezebee works for cps

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MK6TXMsvgQg

... how do you Know this?

Si this lttle blond lady he brought in the group

is there such a thing as intuition Scott Duncan?

Are you guys all fucki.g blind or what ?

Pete is an OK guy but he is an arrogant son of a bitch

cause if it's just a rumour, it is not fact. And to make an allegation based on unsubstantiated rumour, to accuse some one without evidence of something is just wrong.

Is Pete Daoust thinking that Who-are You Frisbey is a cop defender?

What accusation....being a cop or working for cops is not a crime

Didn't Socrates say that a child could learn merely by being asked questions and that he would learn from reason and intuition. Shit. I forgot more about English than most will know.

I had these species around me for at least 10 years of my life.....I can OBSERVE shit....I'm not stupid.....brainless maybe but not stupid

Implying it when it is not true, saying a person should be banned for hunch's is not cool. I am a piece of work ( slang for eccentric) and from what I gather so are most here... in a good way, some of us learn different and communicate different. I do not think you are stupid..

just in this case perhaps mistaken, just let it rest ok? To say that on this site, all though well intentioned, is not a fair practice. Since the Bull shit is flying ... We must not abandon people before we have something to go on. is all, he is my friend same as you.

And this is the bullshit thread so if I miss my shot well...no one should care....

lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

Cool ?....not a pre-requisite to be here

Anyway, nevermind that, I don't care....just being OUTLOUD with "ME"

You want me to publicise my list of who is who in here :-D

Speaking of shit....Many people have reported that they got a "SHITTY FEELING" just before something "shitty" happened. Then some of them shit themselves. I have not verified this. Please Google and get back to me.

My SUSPECT list type of thing :-D

Is it based on facts? Do you have evidence? If Not no.

Pete which blonde lady are you referring to that frisbee added?

The blond one

fuck.. sorry I even mentioned it.

does she have a name or is it up blonde one?

Where is Tara Duncan and Scott Duncan? I miss them. They are the life of the party!

oh I'm very sure they're watching

I'm in my bed, with the stupid intelligent phone....I have all this in my laptop, in the SUSPECT file, under TTFL file, under Scott Duncan file, under the HOW IT WORKS file......

They just got very busy for some reasons :-D

well its either Eileen Cutler or sherry Carter?

And the gloves are off!

I just can't remember

good night. sleep well, be safe.

A blond with two or three kids around her

kids what kids

Tomorrow Jeff..

Going to sleep in 5 minutes

sure Pete

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cV0tCphFMr8

the bad part is Pete's not even worth my time

Adam Thomas

"This shit is using a lot of virtual paper."

It's time to revisit the meaning of the word, virtual.

Yes, the absence of Adam Thomas on this thread is a tragic loss.

Yes, he is funnier than most.

While that may be true, he would ROCK this subject!

yep yep.

Virtual - the quality of having the attributes of something without sharing its (real or imagined) physical form

Speaking of that Robert Cormier, you were mentioning way, back yonder that a woman issued a friend request and then deemed you untrustworthy ten minutes later.

You had ten good minutes virtual minutes with a woman. That's a better deal than some men get in an entire lifetime...just sayin'.

Any one know what I notice? ? Okay I will tell you anyway. I notice that people very quickly lose focus of a post and apparently have a great deal of spare time to spend on the DRAMA that a post might contain but apparently have very little time to the data of the post and how learning from it can help in ones life. Just my nickels worth since pennies have been removed from the list of Canadian currency.

Delinquent....

Valid point, Chad Brodgesell. I hate to deviate from the bullshit theme, but it is a universal problem. Everyone loves a controversy, and everyone loves to judge and speculate without evidence or proof.

Here, of all places, the focus should be on determining the facts, probing for details, and making informed decisions about the veracity of any claim.

I have mentioned on occasion that this is not a dating site, nor should it be a forum to vent your prejudices or personal issues. There are very simple and basic ways to determine the facts in any situation which Scott demonstrates on a daily basis.

Either you're a team of people working toward a common goal, or you're a bunch of folks in co-dependent relationships. You are all in a position to extract great value from some of the most erudite thinkers I have encountered in some time. How you choose to leverage that knowledge and information will determine your success in your ventures.

I think, I am on hyper vigilance.... The whole point of Agent Provocateurs is to disrupt and create tension in the ranks.. The drama, is the end result... A lie is not a mistake it is a lie.. It took me a while to figure that one out... duh.

I prefer the team part and building something, instead of the other co-dependant fuckarama...

Your comment Tara Duncan has more value and substance in it then the entire thread combined I think.

I'm sorry about that Chad Brodgesell. I really hate to be off topic.

well I for one will endeavour to create value on whatever thread, problem is they start blending some times, and it is easy to get caught up in off course tangents, at times... I am only human. ;-)

When did I turn into this guy.. fucking want to know everything ... NOW... and do it right, like I care or something. Fuck this is new... I like it.

I don't get it I ment no offenae

To your comment, Jason F. LeBlanc. We don't need agent provocateurs - that is the sad point. Wait 5 minutes on any topic and some one, or some group, will unravel any focused conversation. And everyone seems OK with this. How will you fare in conversations with people who are trained to deceive and manipulate when you can't get past your own petty bickering?

No one is offended to my knowledge, Chad. They are thinking about your point which is entirely relevant.

But thanks for making my point :D

And I have found that some in this group have that PERFECT human syndrome....which is hilarious :-D

Point taken, I agree. I have nothing to say to you about this, I am frustrated by it myself, and guilty of it as well. So today is a new day... :-)

There's nothing wrong with blowing off a little steam - this is the bullshit thread after all. I recommend not making this a habit with every topic, but only the majority (I can't believe I just said that) decides how a conversation unfolds. Frustration is not a productive emotion. If you recognise something you want to change, change it and move on.

copy that. p.s. there are some funny people around these parts, so back to bullshit now? haven't even had first coffee yet... So how many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

ok - go.

None real men ain't scared of the dark... bada bump bump.. groan...

You should take your first coffee... :-\

nothing is more bullshit, than a bad joke...

the majority.... just caught that... funny.

so is calling bullshit on a bullshit thread ... bullshit?

Thanks for that.

One final point before we devolve back into biological humour...

There is still value to be had in the original post. Listen to the simple questioning methods, and the answers, taking into consideration that most people are not accustomed to holding up under even the most rudimentary questions, and there is a natural unease at being informed your conversation is recorded.

In any situation where you want to establish facts you should be able to drill down to the basic information. If the person you are questioning is telling the truth they should be able to answer. If they are accomplished liars you have another issue altogether.

Were the facts of the situation established? Does the chronology ring true? Do you have sufficient information to determine what actually transpired? Or are you being manipulated at the emotional level? That would be for you to decide.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zqd289uv4aI

Thanks Tara Duncan, again simplicity. I am an honest man, because of that, I thought everyone was like that, until I came here, I did not realize people thought differently, it made me a easy mark, cause i believed in the best of people, now more aware and it has changed my life. ...... now back to bullshit...

Trust but verify.

Poo.

Yes, verification is crucial.

Re-turded.....

verification establishes trust

George Carlin, started me thinking in grade 3, after I listened to Class clown..... the seven words you can't say on television, what struck me was no bad words... just bad thoughts... A true wordsmith and man of intelligence. One of my hero's.

fuck having hard time finding Bullshit....

How to properly use the term: motherfuckers ;-) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWEIL1pV2NE

If you're having a hard time finding bullshit you are undoubtedly hiding in a closet with your eyes closed.

I stole this from Scott Duncan: In the time of extreme censorship, Porky Pig, always appeared not wearing pants. Did anyone else notice?

YES.... fucking weird

Yes. I thought nothing of it. I sometimes find myself walking around wondering how many of these things I miss. Thus far have found no more well-dressed pigs without pants.

Maybe Adam Thomas could shed a little light on the situation? ;-)

no pants in the Flintstones... ;-)

Oops. I just received a smack-down from Scott Duncan. I'm corrupting the purity of the bullshit thread. Mea culpa.

Adam Thomas? Yea!!!!!!!!!!! The thread is saved.

he is watching a band, at some hotel.....

I'll be back soon to add my BUCK-O- FIVE. ....I have only read Taras comment thus far & that's good enough for me...

Mental as Anything Jason. ...awesomness...

Sounds like they were named after you...;-)

I got kicked out of school in grade 3 , forgot to shave and knocked up the teacher....

Gotta bounce - but the "B" team is up and applying caffeine as we speak.

Is rolling a joint.....

really good to bullshit with you, take care Tara Duncan

Is blazin...

...you just said you were leaving though... you ARE the "B" team :P

good to bullshit Tara Duncan, thanks.... oh oh the kahuna is up.... ;-)

Sky daddy !! :-D

oops mea culpa, posted same thought twice...

Yes.

First off: I'd like to apologise to all the men out here. I know Tara Duncan being out here is the equivalent of "driving your Bentley around the `hood". I know it's bad taste to rub it in your faces, that my woman is superior in every measurable way to yours...

...but then there's no POINT in having the superior woman if you can't do just that. :D

It actually does the opposite, if you can find one like that, that means there are women like that, if there are women like that maybe I can find one... finally. oops no bullshit. :-)

...except women like Tara Duncan are never "found". They find YOU. The ugly reality is that you will NEVER find such a woman... They just don't want to talk to you.

ouch...

tissue please.... :-(

fucking onions..... ;-)

Seriously, if a woman is as capable as Tara Duncan, what could you POSSIBLY bring to the table? Such a woman already has it covered. This means the bar is MUCH higher. A man must be equal or greater to such a woman... None of you guys are. :P

YET.

It's too late. No relationship survives inequality. You don't have enough time to catch up.. :D

Well, it isn't the purpose of my existence, My priorities have changed to concentrating on this stuff, So really at this point a woman would just be a distraction. I am concentrating on bettering me. For me. And if others can benefit, Why the fuck not. :-)

It is cool to see the obvious care you have for each other and the way you discuss relationship. It is admirable.

Scott is correct! No relationship will EVER survive inequality. And that LAW proves itself daily!

Interpret my words in as sexy an irish monologue as you all like here.... i use beachcomber characters for you lot :)..... THE PHONECALL: Scott the terrible was masterfull in his discernment of the facts, Derek never stood a chance... which begs the question why he even tried..... but try as he may & in affirmation of Tara's statement, Scott the terrible was judicial in his determination of the facts & was quickly able to discharge as BullShit, highly efficient & the discipline WE must all learn (Y) BTW Derek was the one i remember banging on about the effectiveness of the NoM, he clearly didn't understand the content.I've only just filed mine after months of struggling with it.... i wont be talked out of the relevence of it (Y)

Pink.... i mean blue... thingggly sensation....aaargghhhh

That's exactly right Scott.....right on the button :-D

Someone told me long ago, Pierre, you ALWAYS need to be fair with you, ALWAYS.....If you are not, one day you will be a hero, and the day after you will be a zero....I have these few words planted on my brain....never forgot it...That's why you can't be deceived by me.....you may think some crazy stuff about me, but I won't deceive you...because I am fair with "ME"

Its never too late Scott. The meeting o the mids will happen with me. Inequality is the killer I will agree with that..... But here's one.....what if you're bestowed with killer irish looks that most ladies desire......like sum one I know. ...they end up hating me because I DON'T give it up like I did before......did I say me? ?...yep ok then its me...the ROOSTER....My ex....married women....partnered women....it's diung my fucking head in bad....my nuts I dont give a guck about sticking in crazy anymore...I desire an embrace....but women think I am a sum what peculiar for asking only that...an embrace I get all the Love I will ever need or want in my life from our daughter Liberty. I know she wants her Dad yo be happy but I Always tell her I only will ever need her Love to keep me happy. All the rest are desires. I try to VOID them.....I will never ever experience the purest source of Love from another woman than the Love I receive from the siurce of my universe...LIBERTY :-)"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csB-Ram6hA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pHe1yICFD4

Going to a family DINER....will be loaded wirh bullshit when I will be back....stay tune :-D

Listened to the recording again, this Derek sounds like the guy on Tony dick in his mouth radio program, a little before Dean Clifford got picked up and held back in February

He shared some information from a source he could not divulge around the term .. "Not For HIre" so inept yes, cop I dunno....

valuable phrase, Not for Hire....

So lesson, do not lie. Now back to bullshit.

I called that one jason.....look lots of post up :-D

hmm, really... Shit piss fuck....

have been scrolling for the last hour and half to get to all the stuff I missed from living on the road... only at April, Now that's bullshit... but digging for the nuggets is worth it.

Fuck....can't handle bullshit anymore :(

We need a super duper flamboyant article on jurisdiction.....just saying Scott

The irony is that Derek Hill was the best-caller Dean had during the run of that show...

Fuck around, he was informative, the not for hire thing... I almost feel sorry for him... Yes the Irony... fuck. I thought he was you when I first joined, The Tender, because of the first name.... Live and learn... He still has the knowledge to better himself. It is not good to lose someone to betrayal, it cluster fucks the thing. Derek Moran Fucking Bull shit....

Have you a link for that show?

Haaahaaa....SUCCESS. ...AT LAST..... ;-)"

WOOFUCKINHOO for me....

The ROOSTER........

I agree with Jason F. LeBlanc. Indorsed.

Scott, women can be brought up to speed can they not or am I about to feel the tingle schtick then Aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhhh fuck thing ??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1csB-Ram6hA&feature=youtube_gdata_player

leigh it should be in global facts archives...december.

No friend of a friend true event: I had a fuckfriend who had a crooked penis. One day I was riding him hard and executed a lift just a little too high and WHAM right down on that poor not so little penis. And now it is straight. I fucked him straight!

Hahahahahahaha inhale hahahahahahaha

O.o

Are you THINKING the same thing as ME Chris ? :D

yup!

:D

Are you thinking what I'm thinking? I think so Brain; but where are we going to get a pair of Abe Vigoda's pants?

Abe Vigotta ? :/

In this thread, bullshit talks, rational thought walks.

Abe Vigotta's pants..... ewe..

I have a pair of Horny Toad pants :D

http://www.hornytoad.com/ :) .....get one by yourself :P

Everyday is an adventure

Signed Horny Toad :D

You see, If Scott Duncan would have come with a name like Horny Toad instead of Fucks the Puppy, this thread would still be alive....

I think Tara was trying to say something lads? its true :O go back through the posts & read, we've created a mess, maybe as a token of our understanding & thanks for the lesson we could all pick up/delete our rubbish or at least curtail it in the future? we can all befriend eachother & talk shite on eachothers pages but keep TFL nice & tidy??

I try hard.....but this TTFL group seems to have HUMAN participants....

haha except you Pete, .... thats just who you are (Y) like Ricky being allowed smoke & curse in court :p

Thanks Súil Eile, that is my general feeling about the forum. In this case, though, it is THE TENDER FOR BULLSHIT. It seems a shame to have any of your erudite comments polluting this thread. In fact, as someone else already mentioned, this is the only thread that has remained on topic :D

I still cannot believe you rejected your sacred Native name. "Fucks the Puppy" is way cooler than "Horny Toad". It was a grey day when the FTP thread was deleted.

Although this thread is THE TENDER FOR BULLSHIT, my comment was definitely not bullshit. Therefore, I apologize for not staying on topic.

I feel like I'm swimming against the current in this thread....can I go away please ?...

"My comment was definitely not bullshit." Sadly true, but fairly funny - therefore well worth a read.

We called it the "hockey stick".

Fucks-the-puppy and The Great Library at Alexandria are two historic tragedies. Both were cultural symbols of great value destroyed by ignorant heathens :P

...still makes me laugh out loud...priceless.

women openly discussing mens genitals... you'll be smoking next... ohh my aching catholic upbringing ... :p

I received a call that day, from a friend who was following TTFL, but in private mode for some reasons, he started to laugh at me, I almost LOST that friend after hung up on him in a unexplicable fury :D

You must be psychic...I was just thinking that, and wondering how many men involuntarily touched their "equipment" in reflexive terror.

In fact, wasn't there a tv series called "Scared Straight"?

I can assure you that, although grateful for the "straightness", I am repeatedly cautioned when mounting.

psychic .... yes.... yes i am..... i could offer online readings if anyone is interested .... cara has her pipe straightening business... i dont see why not?

A testiment to your sexual prowess to be sure. Not only can this man still get an erection, he is apparently still able to perform without wondering if the next incident will produce a result something like the tail of a cartoon cat.

Poor thing, I know.

Suil - good for you. Real men stay in a conversation where women speak of sexual man-handling. Take that ex-"Fucks-the-Puppy"

the phrase "quit while you are ahead"??? the fear of Cara repeating the action & coiling him into a spring must indeed be some sort of twisted dalliance with self destruction? as long as you are enjoying yourself Cara (Y)

In retrospect I shouldn't have equated cartoon-cat-tail with penis. I'm paying for that visually.

May you ALL forget this story while riding/being ridden.

Yes...a little distrubing, and yet somehow strangely titillating. I'll be back.

Have FUN!

LOL

Next time I'll say....go ride somewhere else bitch....

awkward silence .... so exactly how much do you weigh Cara :p

130-135

That mean 150-155 Súil Eile

Or were you expecting: None of your business!!

no nothing like that, i was just trying to imagine the down forces involved :p

Pete Daoust. You obviously don't know what kind of a woman I am.

WHY would you want to do THAT? Do you have a crooked penis?

I know EXACTELY your kind Cara Small Atherton.....EXACTEMENT...:D

RIDERS..!!!!!!!!!

Really Pete Daoust. Do tell.

its not a hockey stick like but it kicks out to the left a bit, just wondering if i could emulate the procedure, sure would make aiming easier :)

I will NOT Cara Small Atherton :D

Prude.

Could work Súil Eile. Let us know how it goes.

Prudent would be a better word to use :D

it appears i'm only a distraction to the obvious sexual tension between you & pete. (Y)

HA! Not likely. I just think Pete Daoust could use a little "letting go".

That is NOT a good idea Cara Small Atherton...me, using a little "letting go" can lead to some fucked-up disasters :D

And suil, you are SOOOOO wrong on this :D