Only an EX-hubby, lol, and the ATTEMPTED charge was for a, (okay, so not LITERALLY "a"...make that plural!) slap, and boot to the knee.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 6, page 690Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 6, page 690 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.