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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 29, 2013 1:18 AM

Scott Duncan

hundred and eleventy?). Officially known as "The Act to Re-Costume the R.C.M.P. I Figure that it's our money, and our servants....so we should draft the law and the design for their costumes. We are now accepting applications for a costume design, however you will be competing with Norah Holloway, Scott Duncan, and possibly Yozelyn Lecona. Scott Duncan has the advantage due to the fact that he's clearly fucked in the head and warped beyond imagining and has the aid and assistance of Tara Duncan, who is a little smarter than Scott and quite possibly more witty. We also need actual content for the Bill-111, short and sweet, to be tendered to the Privy Council to make it to the floor of the private sittings of the House to be passed into law. I will head that part up, but I need to hear from YOU! The Public that pays for everything.....so that we know what YOU want and EXPECT from our public servants. For instance, not that I want to sway opinions, but possible changes such as less lethal foam dildo's in lieu of nightsticks, and less lethal silly string instead of tasers, may be in order to more accurately portray their real source of authority and use in society, and to curb police violence, as well as condom dispensers in cruisers to halt the spread of STD's to prostitutes from drunken on duty members. We need to hear from YOU!
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