"Quick update on all those pods we were finding in broom closets. Apparently some alien monster was body-snatching employees and spawning Communist replicas. The allegorical threat level on this one's through the roof. Actual threat level's pretty non-existent, though, so we've decided not to do anything about it. If the worst this thing can do is gestate glassy-eyed Yes Men, I say bring it on, Bug-Eyes. I got a whole list of troublemakers you can pod up any time you like."
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 2, page 882Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 2, page 882 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.