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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 25, 2013 11:20 PM

Scott Duncan

Oh the fun we can have. :D

Hackers Reveal Nasty New Car Attacks - Slashdot

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schwit1 writes "Stomping on the brakes of a 3,500-pound Ford Escape that refuses to stop—or even slow down—produces a unique feeling of anxiety. In this case it also produces a deep groaning sound, like an angry water buffalo bellowing somewhere under the SUV's chassis. The more I pound”

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Scott Duncan

You french. No creativity. :P

Cop: Dispach! I was chasing down Fucks-the Puppy and my cruiser did a sharp right turn into a ditch!

...and the brakes are fucked!

...careening down an embankment into the St. Lawrence, now dispatch!

...aaaaaaaaaaahhhh.. glug glug...

See how much better that is? And the cop never talks to you :D

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