Tara Duncan is collecting real-world data for a statistical analysis she's preparing. This analysis is part of a larger project to acquire one or more top-quality "Boat Bunnies".
Please answer the following questions (for science)
This is for the women only. Please answer Yes or No:
1: Do you want do have sex with me (Scott Duncan)?
2: Can you cook?
3: Can you clean?
4: Can you cook and clean on a boat?
5: Can you swim?
Please answer these questions and list any other factors that work in your favour.
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
I ignore polls, to be honest... even the ones who SURELY offer a FREE GIFT!!! Plus I had questions seconds ago which were merely ignored... hence there is no consideration...
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Scott Duncan
FREE GIFT?
As opposed to GIFTS YOU PAY FOR?
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
When do you pay for a GIFT?
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Scott Duncan
I spend my time here trying to hammer a little reality into your stultified brains, in the most futile initiative I have ever wasted calories on. The little lump of protoplasm you have the audacity to call a brain, has received more from your interaction with me, than it has during the REST of your life, wherein it functioned as a garbage collector.
DON'T say there is no consideration, for that would imply there is no VALUE.
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Scott Duncan
"FREE GIFT"... you're all doomed. Why is this a phrase?
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Because most polls usually can only push performance with their FREE GIFT...
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Scott Duncan
Sex with ME is how you get your "Free Gift"! (Giggity)
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Do not imply that we don't appreciate your VALUE... at all. Any of us who are listening and learning are continuing to bring our VALUE here. If our VALUE is our time, then you can see that we are really progressing... Heck, even Pierre!... You are proud of us :D
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Scott Duncan
Talk's cheap honey! I'm in this for the tail. :P
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Ok, back to the poll...
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
1. No need
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
2. Sure
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
3. Sure
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
4. Prolly
Beverly Berta Braakschmack
5. Drrrrr
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
:D
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Scott Duncan
Those are YES/NO questions (they were written for girls, so you can't make the answers too complex. Yes/No is just the best choice)
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Ok so the last time before the last time I was in court, only as a "witness" to some drunk driver thing... I kept answering "yah" and the judge kept telling me to say "yes" or "no"... and I kept saying "yah"... he had a problem with that too...
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Scott Duncan
Try to figure out why that is. :P
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Because I absolutely was completely and utterly annoyed that I was dragged in there 4 fucking times for the guy to get off anyways?
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
and absolutely NOT going to adhere to their wants...
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Plus, my answers were nothing complex...
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
I know how to drive a boat... miss mine but the water here is sludge...
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Scott Duncan
Tara Duncan has already reserved a role for you here.
You will generate revenue for the trust by staring in her "hatefuck" porn series.
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Ok, glad to be on the books...
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Scott Duncan
Good!
Now practice your lines:
"That hurts Daddy"
"Do it harder"
"I've been a Bad Girl"
That's pretty much all you need to do to prepare.
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Right... just haven't got the "stage name" picked yet... was thinking A-something... but I would never respond to anything starting with A... :/
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Scott Duncan
"CumBunny De Jour" has a nice ring to it! :D
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
That's just a generality... must be more significant... but after FUCKS THE PUPPY, I will not ASK for an idealish name...
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
could go with a magician diversionist approach, "Girl-Brain Y'All"
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
But that just isn't very sexy for porn...
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Scott Duncan
indeed.
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Oh, YES or NO is absolute, anything else is ambiguous...
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
Ok, this thread was to intend something else, but when you are SECURED as a witness to some bs... is also there not some instrument attached? Wherein they THREATEN you to show up with a WARRENT if you do not, in fact show?
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Beverly Berta Braakschmack
And, by the words that are pronounced in caps, some kinda "payment" to show as well? Scott?
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LaNi Black
No.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
(I also have escape and survival training, if that can one up me!! LOL)
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Pete Daoust
Hey Girls don't forget: IN DOUBT WE VOID :D
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Pete Daoust
1: Do you want do have sex with me (Scott Duncan)? VOID
2: Can you cook? VOID
3: Can you clean? VOID
4: Can you cook and clean on a boat? VOID
5: Can you swim? VOID
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