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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 15, 2013 3:46 AM

Stuart Stone

Whenever I'm contacted by these clowns on the phone (I NEVER call them & never tell them any name), I just tell them that the person they are looking for is not available and business can only be conducted in writing, so if they wish to contact the person in question, ONLY do so in writing, then hang up.

If they DO contact me in writing, I send them my fee schedule, instructing them that I only deal in writing and, if they want me to engage in business with them, then here are my terms...

(Then offer ridiculous terms that no sane person would accept...after all I'm not an accountant OR a tax lawyer, so how can I possibly do any work they are contacting me about?) :D

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