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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 12, 2013 3:47 PM

Stuart Stone

Pick your favourite strategy Gail:

Isn't it an offer to contract?

A BIG 'No contract, opened in error, return to sender' written diagonally across the envelope in RED.

Conditional Acceptance, with your terms (eg: $50.00 for every letter opened, $100.00 for each response, $150.00 for any cheques written & $400.00 per hour or part thereof...if I receive any further correspondence, then it is deemed tacit agreement between the parties that they accept the terms)

Notice of Mistake...the slam dunk

It probably all depends if you want to just make it go away, or for shits & giggles see what response a low key approach gets, then up the ante until you reach your outcome.

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