The Tender For Law

English Only

ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 24, 2013 2:29 AM

Howard PosehnAladdin Sane

Oh how desperate these people have become. They are trying to move the contract by ignoring the notice of mistake. I think that this is how I would respond if not just to imagine the look on the face of the recipient. What they sent: NOTICE OF TRIAL Re: Blah….. This is to advise that the not guilty plea submitted has been received within the time provided. A trial respecting the above has been set as follows: All the address stuff. If you cannot proceed to trial on the above scheduled date, you must attend in person at the Justice of the Peace counter no later than 7 business days prior to the trial date, to request an adjournment. Should you fail to appear on the above day, you may be convicted in absence and liable for any fine that the court orders and Late Payment Penalty charges may apply. Clerk of the Court Although I know that the correct response is the Notice of Mistake again, my lampoon take on the reply. Dear Clerk of the Court Thank you for such an expedient arrest of the Surety known as “you”. This most certainly is a Breach of Trust, amongst many other Criminal Code of CANADA offences”. And they pleaded not guilty? What arrogance! As Beneficiary of the Trust in matter, I appreciate your notification of this arrest and am quite satisfied that you will continue the good work and prosecute this, “You”, person to the full extent your Statute Laws. I hope that you will keep updating me on this matter and provide me the name of this Trustee/Public Servant so as to take Civil Actions from my end as well. The Beneficiary looks forward to receiving a certified cheque through the REGISTERED POST for the amount paid in fines within 7 business days after the court date of November 23, 2013. GOD BLESS YOU <----(Please don’t ban me for this)

Printed copy · Anthology Volume 5, page 1353
Printed copy of this comment
Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 5, page 1353 (printed 13 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.