The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 12, 2013 2:36 PM

Derek Hill

I had the most peculiar phone call this morning.

Its babys mama.

She asked to meet me for lunch.

I asked why

She said her lawyer highly recommended it...I swear, its almost as if this shit falls in place together flawlessly....Thank you Scott Duncan, thank you.

The second i get enough money imma make a tshirt out of you.

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