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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 25, 2013 5:52 PM

Derek Hill

Heres a new one that comes to mind. Scott Duncan, kill this one..

Me "Objection we cannot proceed until we addressed the questions before the court regarding the matter of surety for this case."

JUSTICE "Well Derek, you have to bring forth a motion for us to address this issue?"

Me "Objection, does that not constitute process? How can process be made without addressing SURETY for the matter?"

Scott whatcha think? I am trying to think of new ways JUSTICES would try to ding me.

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