The Tender For Law

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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 3

Jul 08, 2013 9:22 PM

Scott Duncan

Mister Supernumerary is my personal favourite. Dean Clifford is fond of the very accurate "Mister Unauthorized Administrator".

When I am feeling particularly hostile I'll reverse the Gender designation. If it is a woman, I will use Mister, and if it's a Man, I'll use "Miss". :D

Derek Hill said it best (I Still can't believe I'm typing that); Drop the "Your Honour". They are simply "YOU".

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