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Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 28, 2013 8:14 PM

Scott Duncan

Since it's Friday, I shall end my week of theist-bashing, with a question asked of me in private. I don't mind answering legitimate questions from people SEEKING answers, and not declaring the already have them. That conflicts with reality. I already have the answers and imaginary friends conflict with those answers (reality). The discussion was compelling, but in the end they didn't want to "be seen" asking the questions in public.

I get that.

There where two questions that stuck out as compelling, and I thought I would share them.

The first: What religion do you think is the "wisest"?

There was a bit of disclaiming preamble of understanding that adults with imaginary friends might not be a good foundation of which to build "wisdom", so I suspect she was looking for the "best of the worst" in my eyes. :D

Hinduism was my immediate reply. The "Religion of War" is the wisest and most ethical religion... and you can't join. :D A Sihk would rather die than use the daggers they carry as a weapon. I wonder if you can grasp why that is?

The second: "Is there anything in this life that you have seen, that makes you ponder the possibility that there might be a God".

Yes. Hot Girl-on-Girl action is as close to "divinity" that I have seen. If there is a god, he created Hot Girl-on-Girl action, just for me.

If you can declare the "nation under God" crap, I can declare that:

Hot Girl-on-Girl action, is a universal human right.

In the spirit of this, I give you:

Ellen and Portia Wedding Video HD

youtube.com

Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi's wedding moments video originally show on the Ellen show re-aired on the Oprah show

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