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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

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Jun 28, 2013 6:15 AM

David Johansen

OMFG, i just realized, everyone is worried about cancer or accidents or some other horrible thing, except for their own stupidity.

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Daniel J Wentz

Sorry Pierre, but if that's true, we simply have nothing to compare it to.

How would we tell if you were drunk-posting, if these are not examples?

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Scott Duncan

It's not. It's the best use of the annoyance that is your prose. You have no hostile intent, and you aren't lying...

...those are the only reasons I actually ban anyone. I don't actually censor. I just don't have I high tollerence for hostile intent, and/or lies.

So if your posts only constitute "annoying", then I might as well make the Gomer Pyle clone that's reading this, suffer a bit.

...but HELP? No Pierre... you don't help. Not even a little bit.

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David Johansen

well scott, you could build a french to speech to text comprehension gizmo so that those of us might understand what pierre is really trying to say (on those occasions when he leaves out critical words or wholy un comprehensible sentence structures...

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Derek Moran

Who-are You- think the, "What is Actual Money?-thread. I dont CARE about what anyone else's idea/interpretation/definition of who GOMER PYLE was...i only care about MINE

..therefore I, am RIGHT :)

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Derek Moran

I am well aware of who Jim Nabors is. I heard he was good friends with Rock Hudson. HOWEVER, i was an usher at the Eglinton Theatre the summer Full Metal Jacket came out...that is who GOMER PYLE is, to ME.....you are trying to EXERT authority you just do NOT have, once AGAIN - MISTER Frisbey

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Derek Moran

*Who-are-you walks into court, Judge speaks to him*

"State your PERSONALITY-TYPE and address for the court..."

:/

WTF does PERSONALITY-TYPE have to do with the price-of-tea-in-China?...they're both called Gomer Pyle, CORRECT?

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Derek Moran

When does Scott make reference to the Jim Nabors-Gomer Pyle from the tv-show, Mister Frisbey? And more importantly- i dont CARE if he DID. The DECREE of the SOVEREIGN, makes THE LAW. My LAW says, MY Gomer Pyle point-of-reference comes from Full Metal Jacket.

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Derek Moran

And you know what Scott- you're right, because in most cases...99% of the people out there will allow themselves to be TOLD by their SERVANTS, just WHICH Gomer Pyle they are able to RECOGNIZE with- and WONT question it.......the fact that i cant even post a funny-clip from a classic-movie without some DIPSHIT goin' CONTRARIAN on me again is MY reason why we are all DOOMED

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Tara Duncan

You do realize, don't you, that you're arguing about which fictional entity correctly iconifies a concept, right? Sadly reminiscent of the fork/spoon argument.

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