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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 26, 2013 7:19 AM

Beverly Berta Braakschmack

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Tara Duncan

That is adorable Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma . And so true.

Those in the know are speculating on how long it will take for the ceremonial dipping of your pigtails in the ink well, followed by obligatory high-def grudge porn. :)

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Scott Duncan

Tara is an excellent porn producer. Can you tell? :D

She's currently exploring the "hatefuck" genre, so the pigtails are essential. We could make art here, Beverly!

The "Gagging Girl-Brain Series (Volume 1-7)" will fund our initiatives for the next 5 years!

This whole group would totally buy that shit (DVD'S only $19.95), and we can include bonuses for TENDER FOR LAW MEMBERS!

Gagging Girl-Brain Volume 3 + Bonus: NOTICE OF MISTAKE hand crafted for your jurisdiction, and witnessed by Scott and Tara!

Am I the only one excited about this? :D

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Scott Duncan

...BUT WAIT! As a special INTRODUCTORY OFFER you can get the DVD for FOUR EASY PAYMENTS of $7.99!

...But that's not all! Act now, and WE'LL WAIVE THE LAST PAYMENT! That's just THREE EASY PAYMENTS of $7.99! That's a $5000.000 VALUE!

OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY!

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Scott Duncan

No... The Love/Lust/Fury that Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma feels, is a complex, intricately woven tale...which mostly consists of her screaming her own name while being.... wait. Spoilers. Nevermind.

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Scott Duncan

You'll have to wait a while though. Tara has 7 volumes of Hatefucking with Beverly Girl-Brain Braaksma to produce.

That's going to take a while, and Beverly may need breaks to recover, so that could take longer. :D

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Pete Daoust

As a verb, to bring forward; to show or exhibit; to bring into view or notice; as, to present a play, including its presentation in motion pictures. To produce witnesses or documents at trial in obedience to a subpoena or to be compelled to produce materials subject to discovery rules.

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Pete Daoust

To make, originate, or yield, as gasoline. To bring to the surface, as oil. To yield, as revenue. Thus, funds are produced by taxation, not when the tax is levied, but when the sums are collected.

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Tara Duncan

You guys are just too cute. Sounds like we have contractual agreement. Very well then. I was hoping to retire on my genius, but WTF.

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Pete Daoust

I'm in a process of PRODUCING a nice Notice of Mistake in French, and a NOTICE OF WAIVER OF PUBLIC BENEFITS...these two doccuments, in French, will be as rare as pope shit, so for 3 easy payment of 6999.95 Bitcoins, I will be glad to swing a copy of the French Notice of Mistake, and as a bonus, a FREE copy of the Notice of Waiver of Public Benefits, you'll only have to pay the low shipping cost of 29.99 Bitcoins for it to be delivered DIRECTLY to your email address....I'm doing this to help & serve you, you can count on me

With Respect, Honor, Dignity and Integrity Fucks the Puppy

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Pete Daoust

Well, here in Quebec, where are trained for Zombie attack :D http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/when-zombies-attack-quebec-will-be-ready/article8507498/

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Adam Thomas

Three essy payments. That is 100 % TRUE & CORRECT CAPTAIN........ Dont rush out & BoE it first. That's fraud I believe sir. I know of the Bible quote but will get back about it...3 easy payments have to be made with fiat currency do they ??

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