I was somewhat luckier when I was pulled over a few months ago. No tax, NCT and had no license on me... The Guard asked for my license and I told him I didn't carry one. He asked my name and I told him "my given name is..." etc...
He eventually said to go ahead and "get it sorted"...
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 1, page 217Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 1, page 217 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.