David Johansen
nope, not like that, was cuffed and stuffed by one, and then 2 of his buddies showed up, i was charged with disorderly conduct because i didnt stay put getting out of the car to tell the officer "I protest" because i had forgotten to after i had handed him my DLicense. i have had an expired safety inspection going on 2 years since then, which was one of the charges. the judge gave me his signature saying i was not responsible and i isnt dated to expire so i'm waiting to try using that IF i had to...
technically the expired inspection isnt a reason they can stop you for, nor not wearing safety belt which i dont do. and since i rarely speed unless i'm on the bike (because i can claim I'm not performing any commerce and prove it (because ANY motorcycle use can not be inherently safe, you never see motorcycle taxi's!)
also i live out in the suburbs, am rarely out past 11pm, dont travel inebriated ... I would really have to do something intentionally to attract their attention, and to that my remark would be... "what business do YOU have in talking to ME? are you acting as an agent enforcing a contract or requesting to contract with me? or are you acting privately? my rate is one ounce pure gold per hour with a 2 hour minimum from the moment you requested my attention until this matter is concluded... do you accept the terms?"
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 1, page 216
