Jun 17, 2013 6:07 PM

I don't care if they spell my name right. :P

Fucking eh Philip, fucking eh. . ."I settled for a PEACE BOND" ?. . . hmmmmmm- i see theres ANOTHER layer to this onion :/

Now I have this peace bond, ya I think there is another layer to the onion! The justice was a total prick and was going to have me removed from the court and carry on via video. They will not listen or accept anything! As far as the peace bond goes, I was thinking of recinding it as I have a certified copy, they refused to give me an original, any thoughts on that?

First i was going to ask Philip, the 'Notice of Mistake,' you filed it with the court as an exhibit along with an Affidavit? :/

They did not even ask my name at the beginning of the proceeding. Derek what do you foresee in your onion crystal ball?

The notice of mistake had been filed prior to along with the BC, the crown took it back and tried to give it to me, but I didn't touch it. Now I'm not sure where it is.

When i mentioned- "I settled for a PEACE BOND"...i just meant, i have no concept whatsoever on what this means. Did they OFFER you this peace bond, or, did you ASK for this peace bond?

They offered it as opposed to being removed and the trial held via video.

Sorry, WHY did you refer her to Scott Duncan? Does not that man get enough?

"...along with the BC..." - a certified-copy of your BC, or your original BC?

Oh she was a sweet innocent little thing, just perfect for Scott to violate!

Original copy

..maybe Scott can- "fuck a law-degree into her"

She was a reporter!

Did you submit your BC beforehand, or do you bring it with you and hand it to the court-clerk right then and there?

I brought it last time, I was in there when they appointed a lawyer to question the "victim".

Peace Bond

Person is ordered to keep the peace for a specified period of time on certain conditions.

http://www.attorneygeneral.jus.gov.on.ca/english/glossary/default.asp?id=53

Yes, a Reporter otherwise known as Presstitutes.

These people DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU DO!! It is so corrupt here it is unbelievable! The justice said he couldn't understand it and I said he was incompetent and must recused himself, he just ignored me!

So they issued a Peace Bond against YOU, Philip?...what are the "certain conditions" they placed against you and for how long?

So what to do with the peace bond?

Is holding the B.C. (letting them see it but not take it) the right thing to do?

"These people DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU DO!!"..... i think this is where Scott would remind us- "Justice ;Operating/Doing-Business-As' the GOVERNMENT OF ONTARIO"...?

Keep the peace do not have any contact with the ex, her husband or their kid. I can have contact with my kid through a third party, but she has him afraid of me, it's for 1 year.

Hmmmmm.....so it seems like you got your case PROROGUED in a sense with strings-attached, for a year

I am satisfied, I didn't go to jail, I held my ground as best I could, I don't care to see the ex again, haven't been with her for 15 years. I would like to see my son, haven't seen him for 5 yrs.

How long were you in there 'sparring' with them...?

Which Windsor Star reporter was it you were speaking to?

No the charge was dismissed or withdrawn, can't remember which, but that part is over. It took a couple of hours, with about 4 recesses. I can't remember the reporters name but she is working on a larger story in regards to the anti tax movement. Not even sure if it will make the paper, will have to see tomorrow.

A peace bond is offered when a guilty plea is entered...NO ?

Not to my knowledge. It is a different issue, I believe.

I had one of these some 28 years ago, a 2 year to keep the peace, and a find....but I had to plea guilty on the charges to have these benefits.

Is agreeing to a peace bond the same thing as pleading guilty?

No. A person does not plead guilty when they enter into a peace bond. There is no finding of guilt made or conviction registered if a person agrees to a peace bond.

One of the reasons why a person may agree to enter a peace bond is to avoid a criminal record.

While a peace bond is still in effect it will appear in a criminal record check. After the peace bond has expired, it should not be visible in a criminal record check. However, there are certain types of criminal record searches, such as something called a “vulnerable person check” where a peace bond will still show up even after it has expired.

http://lawfacts.ca/node/16

No guilty plea, the charge was withdrawn or dismissed. There was a whole lot of shit going down in that courtroom today, my head is still spinning!!

Now, what to do with the peace bond? Void it, recind, what to do?

Maybe it's different in Quebec :/

Be interesting to hear Scott's take on this. But it seems you've just entered into a CONTRACT with the court, one way or the other.

awaiting the explosion from scott.

Yes it is a contract, however there are ways to break a contract, everyone knows that!

and everyone knows that a contract can be enforced...

..did you convene the proceedings at the start as a 'Court of Public Record,' by the way?

Yes and this peace bond refers to common law "...pursuant to the Court's Common Law preventative justice power."

"...pursuant to the Court's Common Law preventative justice power.". . . . wow. This is definitely UNCHARTERED territory for ME :/

LIEN IT! When it expires, return it to them as COMPLETED, and include a bill! :D

Scott Duncan, for Services Rendered?

For TIME....

Scott, I love the approach, lien it now? Then return after the year with a bill for, say a million?

Yes Pete Daoust,......for time served so to speak.

You did post a free schedule did you not fill up

philp

..maybe Scott can- "fuck a law-degree into her"

hold up im dying...

my question is how many questions of the notice of mistake did you bring out by asking about to the judge or JP or whatever that person was

but one thing I would make clear if I had no prior knowledge of the things mentioned on the notice of the steak prior to me filing the notice of mistake

and that is why its called a notice of mistak always be ready with questions

to the questions on the notice of mistake be ready

if it takes 18 hours

in court I consider it a filibuster of questions about the notice of mistake

and like chess the game ain't over till someone says checkmate

and that would mean they would have understanding by me somehow someway

if they don't understand the notice a mistake and how can I understand anything else.

I would have a black Law Dictionary right there with a notice of mistake and go through every word of the notice of mistake so that they would have understanding of the notice of mistake.

I would start reading the notice of mistake and say to stop me at any point in time that they stop losing understanding

i would then exsplane that was removing a key presumtion

philip good job and thank you for sharing that information you did at court today I really appreciate it thank you

Well, I did my best, it is a whole different thing when you are up there,much depends on the questions being asked by the other party. It's like trying to remember everything at once, but the information does come out some how.

I don't let the court ask questions other than about the notice a mistake because if they don't understand then they need understanding so I stay on the notice of mistake no matter how long it takes

And you're absolutely right it matter who's in the courtroom and what you do

You're almost there fill up don't give up

philip

philip I feel like this you're playing a chess game and if they don't know the rules then you can't proceed any further notice a mistake is your rules.

I bring the point up but the notice of mistake has been in the judges hands for over 72 hours and she's at Apple time to learn understand what the notice a mistake mean they have this over 6 months how long do they need to gain understanding

all rights reserved stop them from moving any further past the notice of mistake

for everytime they talk and it's not about the notice a mistake I call point of order at back to the notice of mistake issues

the trick of the notice a mistake as you have to get them to acknowledge it one way or the other

you call for a mistrial on the notice of mistake misunderstanding. If they try to move anything else

I'm waiting to hear 2 responses

they understand the notice a mistake

r I'm a belligerent defender

either way I win

why would do this is because I listen to Scott all things Corey did Ron and everybody else is doing wrong I just listen to Scott

I say bravo to you Philip Laforet, but I see here that it's either 100% Clifford or 100% Duncan.....I see the same with Dean Kory's case...I choose Duncan... :-)

there comes a time in a man's life for you choose is right from wrong and knowing right from wrong self.

I know everytime that I ask a question about the notice a mistake in a courtroom it brings it back to the notice of mistake

my strongest position in court is the notice of mistake

I do not let the court move of this position.

it is the hole in the fence.

which I use to get the hell out of the system

Forgot to mention had 2 cops waiting to speak to me about threatening liens, before I went onto court, my last word to them were the next cop who bugs me is going to get a lien on their bond! They didn't seem to like that, it was one fucked up day!!!

..did you ever find out where their Bonds ARE?

the court is bound by rules of understanding to not move forward if there is no understanding of notice of mistake

Not yet, but I have a m.p. working on that!

it's a game of understanding if they have yours you're fucked if you have theirs they're fucked its a courtesy

One thing is for sure Philip Laforet, you got balls, and if you study more all this shit, you will be a freaking serious embarassing weapon :-D

Who are you, that sounds good in theory, but these assholes just do as they please. I mean it group it is time to statr placing liens on crowns, justices and cops once we find out who their bond under writers are!!

Philip: id start by Googling where the City of Windsor's 'Risk Management' department is... ;)

Thanks Pete, I always was a mouthy little bastard, my Mother used to call me MOUTH ALMIGHTY!! I think the title fits!!

Hey...what can we do.....nobody's perfect :-D

It is trial and error for sure, you can have all the notices, points of order, maxims of law etc. but if there is an asshole on the bench, what can you do? For all the know it all's PLEASE ANSWER ME THAT! I know there is remedy, but at the time you are standing in the courtroom....then what?

ask a question about the notice of mistake

that to move forward you need them to understand the notice of mistake

why can I not have understanding of a notice a mistake

I can't answer any of the questions until they answer mine.

Haven't heard a word from Dean Kory, is everything all right?

I hope he is OK

I think Pete Daoust solved that mystery...proof that what you say/type on here can and WILL be held against you!

Of course, but if you follow what you are told here, then there is no problem. The justice system is corrupt. I don't think Dean Kory ever said he would go after anyone physically, unless he was threatened or felt as such, that is perfectly legal. The fact that they may use those words against "YOU" makes no difference. I believe that to be correct?

Yes I agree 100% that we are targets by them kunts & will be targeted. I say to them kunts: VIVE LE REVOLUTION !!

It's on brother, the revolution is on!!!

Just look at what those Statist kunts did to our captains Scott & Tara. ARMED FUCKING ROBBERY. GUN TO THE FACE & KICKED OFF THEIR OWN PROPERTY. STATIST KUNTS....SEETHE....SEETHE....FURY....VENGENANCE....BOILING...BUBBLING....OOOHHHH....

Feel OUR FURY KUNTS. FEAR US.

Were they the ones in that condo dispute in Toronto last year? If so I never made the connection.

Oh yeh. Well done Philip Laforet. YOU DA MAN !! FUCK THEM KUNTS !! YEEHARR....

Yes they are Philip.

Stomp them muthafuckas. ...

Where the fuckery id Dean Kory?? What the fuck is up? ?

Well that is bullshit about Scott and Tara. I hope they get their pound of flesh!!! Dean Kory is in jail, it is posted somewhere in here, but I am late, so I am out the door!!

Fuck how long for? What for? Is he ok? What about his child? Where's his kid?

I followed that story never realizing it was them!!

Yep true story dat..

The peace bond seems like it was used to sweep the case away with while simultaneously forgiving your barratry in court, because a contempt charge would have only prolonged the potential exposure...I know it's hard but it's best if we can hold our own contempt within while dealing with the public regardless (remember they do have guns)...

Too fuckin right Blake baby.

You can NOT threat a criminal gang without them responding back to you...that is a new maxim of NON-LAW....

And if your not so lucky to receive a physical version of competency correction, then be sure to expect a tort charge executed on you for the privilege...

Kunts

Any news about Mr. DEAN KORY &/OR Dean KORY ?? He should learn to tie his tongue & control his ego & ALWAYS OPERATE IN THE PRIVATE. NOT PUBLIC !! SShhhhhhhhh....whisper. ...quiet. .....

I hope the crazy fucker is ok. He aint NO ONES BITCH that Kory bloke. Stay strong Deano.

EAT SHIT YOU STATIST MUTHAFUCKERS & DIE.

What? Ain't ye going to gang tackle me like Dean Kory kuntzz ?? I got a broken leg & all too kuntzz so get me while im at my weakest. I fuckin dare ye kuntzz......FUCK OFF DOGS

Unless he share HOW scare he is.....

Burn....rant...rave....boiling.....whistling......seething.....smouldering........crumbling.......exploding.....

DYING !!

WW3 Here we come....

Me, if anyone want to know, I AM SCARE TO DEATH WHEN ONE OF THESE COPS APPROACHES ME, I have NO CONFIDENCE in their abilities, I've seen TOO MANY of them loosing control and badly hurt and/or kill other HUMANS....so please cops, stay away from me, because you are scaring me....it is too bad, but that is reality, your TRAINING seems to be defective, I can PROVE this at least 2000 times. I am a PEACEFUL Man, and I just want to be left alone....

Peace and Love Pete Daoust. Master of PIERRE DAOUST All Rights Reserved :)

He didn't sound scared Pete Daoust, he was nerbous as all fuck but who isn't on their first attempt with presentation to them kunts. I'll back any one that does it as it's putting a lawyer out of work.

Yes pete, they can be nasty dumb kunts when pushed but being polite & knowing your shit is a huge bonus to US. They're not all kunts...but they are kunts...ye get me ?

That is BULLSHIT Adam, ALL of us are scared when approach by a man in a suit wearing a gun.......ALL of us....no matter how TUFF you are....

I think Adam has a good point, what are we to fear? Words properly used can extinguish a lot of flames!

Although, they are an arrogant bunch!!

did you file your notice of mistake a few days before court or present it on the spot?

I filed it in court aw eek prior at a hearing to appoint a lawyer to question the so called victim. The justice tried to hand it back and the crown took it, placed it on the podium where I stood, but I never touched it, my BC was attached, now I have no idea where it is, as far as I am concerned and my witness,it is still in the custody of the court!

*sigh*

I no longer fucking care what anyone thinks, especially Derek Hill! I will lien the licence and or bond of the next fucking PUBLIC SERVANT who fucks with me!! END OF STORY!!!

it wont be the end of the story, do you honestly think that will work or they would care.

thanks Philip Laforet when they called the name and the case did you cross the bar?

did you issue the peace bond for the charges

Bench.

Cross the " BENCH"

Bar? What fuckin Bar?? They're ALL KUNTS... Why not just say Jo Xappie, DID YOU CROSS THE KUNTS?? Or " Did ye just declare WAR on a foreign Corporation made entirely of KUNTS?".

Because that will now cost :"yOU"kunt, ( YOUR ALL CAPS NAME HERE) So welcome abourd our see of COMMERCE....NOW BEND OVER & CLUTCH YOUR ANKLES BITCH.......YEEHAAARRR

Did ye make the Bar angry....

Cross, angry...same schnitzel baby......

they only let us into the bike room Adam you know they think they're better than us

Not me... fuck the STATIST KUNTS.....WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. ...

that's right fuck the bike room bullshit Clubhouse roll cocksuckers

one question what question are you going to ask next time in court?

For what? Who? Me?

BoE muthafuckas for me

Fapfapfap...all day long over BoE's......fapfapfap

YEEHARR. ...JOHN Who-are You Frisbey...W O R D... 100%

Derek Hill, you were the one who first suggested a lien on the charges and I thank you for that. Now that I have learned how easy it is to do. just the mention of it puts fear of God into people's hearts. So, if you do understand the lien process, no bond, no job, no law licence, no job! There was a video on you tube where these 4 cops went to this guys home in southern California, for some reason or another, he told them about a lien, they scattered. I will try to find it and post it.

not really, you still dont understand whata lien is

Perhaps I don't, but the person it is being place on does and that's all that matters, scares the shit out of them!! A more of a positive attitude would do you wonders!!

and what if the AG of ontario realizes that you dont understand, they will continue to proceed because you have no idea how to deal with the lien you have.

Well the AG is a big fish to fry, I prefer something a bit smaller, like a cop, crown or justice!! I understand liens, I was in business for my self. I just did not know the PPSA process, thanks again!!

*sigh*....

The attorney general of ontario has the crown to prosecute.

Justice operates as ONTARIO, cop is protected within the prescribed law.

Are you kidding me!! I think it is you who doesn't understand what a lien does!! Your *sighs* are annoying, if you cannot come up with PROPER WORDS to describe your thoughts, I suggest a return to grade school!!

......You're. Hope scott doesn't see that he will go apeshit.

tell me philip, what is a lien.

Pay attention Derek, Scott has never said one word against what I have done, so stop using him as a crutch. I am confident in my methods and have grown tired of your negative take on things. Go out and fly a kite, relax, I can take care of my own affairs, I have done it for 50 years and plan on doing it for another 50 or so, thanks!!!

Scott made a big deal about grammar though.

i stated the truth thats it? Sorry if my negativity gets to you.

You've been doing liens since you were born? According to your profile it states you were born 1963. That would make you 50 today....

Who knows what Scott is doing. But Scott stated that you shouldn't even be going to court, here you are going to court and got a trial set up. Completely negating your notice of mistake as trials are held for people who fall under jurisdiction. That can only be established if the accused is present and surety. Otherwise they would stay the proceedings. Hey guess what you keep presenting yourself so clearly you don't understand the meaning of that notice.

If i were a justice, I'd rail road you and call all your bluffs because from what i gathered you really don't know what you are doing. But oh well.

Not showing up, will only get you arrested!! I have been in and out of court, civil, family and criminal for the last 20 years or so, I am rather comfortable with them, I haven't any fear. As I have stated, there is more than one way to skin a cat. If we are not to show up, why then the point of order? I think my grammar is fine, I have more of a problem with people discussing their sex lives in this forum more than I have a problem with grammar!! Also showing up, have things put over making new dates etc, costs the system money, sooner or later, they'll go broke!! Sometimes the truth is just a perception.

then special appearance in the capacity you need to see that it is stayed

Thanks again Derek. The one thing I may have working in my favor is I was an embalmer and known locally for being in the business of death. People automatically associate me with that. DEATH =FEAR!! I am also very used to public speaking in large crowds, the second biggest fear people have, according to Jerry Sienfeld and I have great hair!

Derek, it really all comes down to power, if people perceive that you have it, game over!! paper is just paper, not much power in that, I would rather show up and make 'em sweat!!

By the way, where is Scott, haven't heard from him in a while, hope he is o.k.!!

So special appearance negates any bullshit related to the "BENCH" that those KUNTS hold so true their asses

the only time you're supposed to be in court after a notice of mistake its under duress there should be no other reason Scott is said this over and over

you're going to go then you'd still need to know how to defend yourself in a courtroom

if you choose to go to court then you need to understand the notice of mistake completely and fully

When you send in the Notice of Mistake with the BC, does the BC need to be a certified copy, or can we just copy the one we have and send it in?

Notarized copy will do.

Is there a problem with YOUR "birth certificate", sir? :D

So we can take the copy that the court gave us and then have it photocopied and notarized to be sent to the court with the notice of mistake?

I don't have a birth certificate. By saying "we have" I meant what it says. "In the possession of". I don't own it. I didn't create it.

"The BC; the BC; we have. Not claiming ownership. Not mine, uh, uh.

The court doesn't give me a copy of THE BC. That's through the State.

When the case is called how would "you" address the court without creating any joinder

You don't :-\

how so?

Or you can say this: Mister Justice, would you mind if I start by reservind all rights ? :D

Notice of mistake and then you don't show up

How so what ? :/

if you don't show up aren't they issuing a bench warrant

For who the person they have that it's the birth certificate

The BC is the surety.

right and the cops come knocking on your door asking for the BC name

If you show up you're giving Consent which is Joinder

OK....say this: Mister Justice, would you mind if I start by reserving all rights ?

And wait for the answer... :D

If they don't answer,,,,say it again and again and again and again :D

and they'll say we need to know your name and DOB

That's why they don't understand it when you do show up because you're not supposed to show up

That is all in the notice a mistake and the birth certificate and the affidavit that you're filing in the court

Oh yes I know that your justice, but I would like to reserve ALL RIGHTS, do you mind ?

The name in all caps is not my name

:D

then why are you here

? :/

The birth certificate is created by them they give it a birthday because that's when it was created

I was born on the 10th. My legal person was birthed on the 13th.

We took stoled that name it is not ours we do not own it

In fact we don't own anything

We just use it.

I'm still here learning how to perfect the lien and place it in a trust

I also made an oath to share this knowledge freely with anyone that wants it I posted it somewhere on this form

All ownership is a belief And all belief is evil

Jo Xappie right and the cops come knocking on your door asking for the BC name~~~~Actually, yes. Look at the doc they have in their hand. That ain't you. Besides, those fictions can only interact with another fiction.

http://m.facebook.com/l.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fyoutu.be%2F3P7izAUe3ZM&h=BAQGxneeH&s=1

thanks

I also suggest that you scroll all the way down to the bottom of this forum page and start reading everything okay

You are MORE than welcome, and that is a fact...

I read everything in 2 weeks and I have dyslexia

You're facts are very honourable!

Oh yes they are....big time !!!!.... :D

I have to give all credit to Scott Duncan

agreed!

I think like this everything you think you know is wrong So start from scratch

Everything you value is wrong start from scratch

I'm scratching something that's for sure

Go to Scott Duncan Facebook page on his notes section is the notice of mistake take that document and look up every word in the blacks Law Dictionary to get full understanding

What do you mean ?

got it!

go it what ?? :/

notice of mistake

There's a hole in the fence of the prison And we are here to help you find it

Oh yeah!!...you are DEFINITLY scratching something :D

you guys are the best!!!

Some of us are here for the right reasons and some of us are here for the wrong reasons remember that we are strangers

I'm not sure about that one but if you refer *you guys* at Scott Duncan, I have to admit I have not seen better so far...but that's MY opinion,

aren't we all brothers?

let me check the definition of brother, I'll be back shortly...

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BROTHER, domest. relat. He who is born from the same father and mother with another, or from one of them only. 2. Brothers are of the whole blood, when they are born of the same father and mother, and of the half blood, when they are the issue of one of them only. 3. In the civil law, when they are the children of the same father and mother, they are called brothers germain; when they descend from the same father, but not the same mother, they are consanguine brothers; when they are the issue of the same mother, but not the same father, they are uterine brothers. A half brother, is one who is born of the same father or mother, but not of both. One born of the same parents before they were married, a left-sided brother; and a bastard born of the same father or mother, is called a natural brother. Vide Blood; Half-blood; Line; and Merl. Repert. mot Frere; Dict. de Jurisp. mot Frere; Code, 3, 28, 27 Nov. 84, praef; Dane's Ab. Index, h. t.

There are government agents in this group watching us because they are trying to stop us helping people get free

Nope, we are NOT all brothers :(

I have NO brothers :(

Okay, how about...my brother from another mother

I was feeling good and now I'm not feeling to good, I will go to get REICH-ROLLED again, stand by...

Whenever somebody in this group ask you who are you what is your answer?

where's your freakin authority to be referring to ME as a YOU

To YOU as ME

Good one It's alsol none of my business that's why I change my name to who are you

nice

Fuck YOU, I am a ME, not a YOU :D

OH I LIKE THAT ONE!

What's bring you here buddy, or buddette

Think about it like this if a cop pulled me over and asked me for my name I can honestly say who are you

no that would be referring to 2 personalities

then they'd ask for a psych eval

I'm asking this to Jo Xappie, not the court fuck... :D

then the answer is no

No what..???...I'm asking what brings you in this group ?

If I had it legally changed it would be on my ID and the cop would laugh I think

I'm searching for answers

I've been diagnosed as criminally insane and bipolar with anti-die social

Seem like a nice "guy" to me

I did 15 years in prison to

oh...great !!!!

for what?

Do you speaks English ?

I asked you what is the judge banker our lawyer produce

You've said: I'm searching for answers, I said: oh great

They only Rob from those that do produce they are bottom feeders

yes correct

I am no bottom feeder

Bottom feeder: a loser who profits from the fortunes of others. A low or despicable person

dude, I have a trial coming up and I'm preparing for it and stumbled upon this forum

It's great to know you're not that :/

confirmed a lot of my own research and thinking

so I can honestly say I'm Xappy to be here

A trial ???...can you tell more :D

the letter "X" in the Greek alphabet has the sound of an "H"

sure in toronto

How long before the date of court

a cra issue

15th of july

How do you "stumble" upon this forum? It's not like I advertise it.

through Dean's threads

I only go on Dean Clifford's threads when a want to bash Christians.

...is the trial for christian bashing? :D

yes

no more beliefs here

just liens and rights

Only one right to not contract

for sure!!

unalienable

You should go bash more often Scott Duncan, it makes good publicity for the tender for law :D

It's got all the publicity it needs.

In fact, I've met you there as well, it was one heck of an experience.... :D SHOCKING !!!!!

You were in a middle of a bashing mode :D

Scott you must be pushing a lot of power every time you log on my wifi goes out

that's part of the noble lie

it is all done with our consent

Bildo Schmildo: When you send in the Notice of Mistake with the BC, does the BC need to be a certified copy, or can we just copy the one we have and send it in?

Scott Duncan: Notarized copy will do.

Is there a problem with YOUR "birth certificate", sir?

You gotta start using " " around the actual quotes.