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ENGLISH is the international language of law and commerce. Knowing FRENCH is useful for understanding LEGAL ENGLISH, but FRENCH is not the international language of law and commerce, so we will ignore French speakers who speak to us in the language of a conquered people.

Non.

I understand that you are a proud Québécois, but the people here have nothing but contempt for you because of decades of transfer payments and NONE OF YOU understanding what Quebec sovereignty means. None of you know who Russell Rogers Smith is, and you're too proud and arrogant to teach. Just go away and be Retardier somewhere else.

Volume 2

Jun 29, 2013 2:08 PM

Ceit Butler

Is there any sort of time limit for amending these Negotiable Instruments? I didn't get a chance to use the "Bag-O-Stamps" in this instance, BUT, I just happen to have this envelope FULL of ORDERS received in the past, say about 5 years ago. A WEAPONS PROHIBITION ORDER (They just LOVE to slap you with that one whenever they can sneak it in), a CONDITIONAL SENTENCE ORDER, an ORDER AUTHORIZING THE TAKING OF BODILY SUBSTANCES FOR FORENSIC DNA ANALYSIS (Seriously, NOT happy about that one), and not one, but two PROBATION ORDERS.

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