That reminds me of a joke about an "officer" and his badge being chased by a farmer's bull in the farmer's field. Unfortunately in reality, for farmers and bulls, someone or some animal ends up dead.
Printed copy · Anthology Volume 1, page 267Printed copy from The Tender For Law Anthology, Volume 1, page 267 (printed 14 June 2014). Added by this site; not part of the Facebook export.